How do I feel about my bro, Mattie?

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Well, he's a pretty decent guy. He knows when to shut up and when to be a kick-ass awesome brother. I don't always agree with him, but hey, all bros argue.

I'm not trying to be all love-y on him, but he was there for me when England left me alone (that little douche), except, of course, in the War of 1812. Thanks for that, bro. Totally needed that.

All in all, I love my bro. But not in an incest way, you creepers!

Anyway, next question.

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