FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

Untitled Part 4

Hank: What makes you all smile?
Girlfriend: Friends and Family.
Whitty: Snacks.
Boyfriend: Victory and success.
Ruv: Face muscles.

Boyfriend: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Girlfriend: Go the fuck to sleep Bee.

Whitty: I dropped BF.
Sarvente: Whitty, what the fuck.

Garcello: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Tord: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Whitty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ruv: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Girlfriend: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Boyfriend: Mental stability, my old friend!
Garcello: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Boyfriend: Croissants: dropped
Pico: Road: works ahead
Girlfriend: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Garcello: Shavacado: fre
Annie: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Mommy Mearest:
Mommy Mearest: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Boyfriend: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Garcello, Ruv, and A.G.O.T.I: No!
Pico: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Garcello: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Pico: What does that mean?
Boyfriend: Come on, what happened? Ruv?
Ruv: Alright.
Garcello: No. Ruv, we swore we'd never tell!
A.G.O.T.I: They'll never understand.
Ruv: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Ruv: Garcello got stung by a jellyfish!
Garcello: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
A.G.O.T.I: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Garcello: I was in too much pain.
Ruv: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
A.G.O.T.I: And then Ruv remembered something.
Ruv: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Boyfriend: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Pico and Girlfriend: EW!!
Garcello: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Ruv*
Boyfriend, Pico, and Girlfriend: Ew!
Ruv: That's right. I stepped up. He's my friend and he needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Ruv: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to A.G.O.T.I.
A.G.O.T.I: Ruv kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Ruv: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

Girlfriend: I CAN'T DO IT!
Pico, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Girlfriend: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Garcello: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Girlfriend:
Girlfriend: I appreciate it,
Girlfriend: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Annie: GF-
Girlfriend: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Boyfriend: GF we gotta-
Girlfriend: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Girlfriend: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Girlfriend, motioning to Tabi: NOT FUCKING THIS!

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Girlfriend: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Garcello: ...I did. I broke it.
Girlfriend: No. No you didn't. BF?
Boyfriend: Don't look at me. Look at Pico.
Pico: What?! I didn't break it.
Boyfriend: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Pico: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Boyfriend: Suspicious.
Pico: No, it's not!
Annie: If it matters, probably not, but Ayana was the last one to use it.
Ayana: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Annie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ayana: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Annie!
Boyfriend: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Girlfriend.
Girlfriend: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Annie: Girlfriend... BF's been awfully quiet.
Boyfriend: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Girlfriend, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Girlfriend: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.