FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

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Julian: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Annie: You disgust me.
Nikusa: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

Ruv: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Boyfriend: How?
Ruv: I need someone to take the fall.
Boyfriend: What did you do?
Ruv: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Girlfriend, from the other room: Oh my god.
Ruv: ...
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD!
Boyfriend: Make it a hundred.
Ruv: Deal.

*playing twister*
Julian: Right hand red.
Tabi: *ends up on top of Agoti*
Agoti: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Julian: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Sarvente: You remind me of the ocean.
Girlfriend: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Sarvente: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

Girlfriend: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Rasazy: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Sarvente: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Selever: What makes you say that?
Sarvente: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Selever: Sarvente... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Sarvente: *screams in anger*

Boyfriend: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Sarvente: Boyfriend, is that legal?
Boyfriend: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

Whitty, Entering Annie's room: Julian did it again.
Annie: Peace disturbance?
Whitty: What no-
Annie: Arson..?
Whitty: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Annie: uh....Attempted murder?
Whitty: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Girlfriend: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Annie: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Girlfriend: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
Julian: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

Tabi: Did you win? Or just not die?
Tabi: Either way, hooray.
Boyfriend: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Tabi: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Whitty: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Girlfriend: Um, make lemonade?
Whitty: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

Sarvente: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Girlfriend: But your way is sheer force!