FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

aka the only time Tankman appears

(01/05/2022 - Any reference to Sunday Night Su!c!de has been removed due to drama surrounding the modder MaysMays4Days.)

Selever: You have Crayons?
Whitty: Yes, I have—
Selever: You're— how old are you?
Whitty: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Selever: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Kapi: ... Your what?
Selever: My friends.
Tanner: Is he saying "friends"?
Sarvente: I think he's being sarcastic.
Rasazy: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sel! All of your friends are in this room.

Rasazy: Guys, Tabi is missing.
Marie: Good.

Whitty: You're right.
Sarvente: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

*Tabi and Kapi's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Tabi: Damn, it's hot in here.
Kapi: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Tabi:
Tabi: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Kapi: What?
Tabi: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

Marie: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Tanner, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Sarvente, pulling out an Uno card: +4
A.G.O.T.I, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Hex, trembling: What are we playing

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Garcello: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Selever: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Rasazy: What about Dad? Nobody ever suspects him!
Ruv: Well what about you? You have a gun!
Rasazy: Garcello has a knife.
Garcello: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Rasazy in the arm*

Sarvente: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
A.G.O.T.I: Thanks, Sarvente!
Sarvente: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

Hex: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Selever: That sounds like a dare to me.
Hex: Oh my god.

Sarvente: I am your king, long may I reign!
Whitty: Well I didn't vote for you!
Sarvente: You don't vote for kings.
Whitty: Well how'd you become king then?
Sarvente: Hex of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Sarvente, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Whitty: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Whitty: Kill me nowwwww.
Rasazy: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Ruv: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Sunday: Did Whitty say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Ruv: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Whitty: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Garcello: No.
Selever: I did not.
Sunday: I may have actually forgotten one.
Tanner: Also no.
Whitty: Oh good, neither did I.
Hex: *Exhausted sigh*

Tabi: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Whitty: Sure!
Whitty: What's your favorite color?
Tabi, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Marie: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Zardy: Which doctor?
Marie: No, I want the regular doctor.

Sunday: I have a problem.
Selever: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

Tabi: What is your favourite mythical story?
A.G.O.T.I.: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Tabi: I don't think I've heard of that one before.

Selever: Where is Zardy?
Rasazy: I'll do you one better, who is Zardy??
Kapi: Here's a better question, why is Zardy?

Tabi: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Sarvente: I do have a sense of humor you know
Tabi: I've never heard you laugh before
Sarvente: I've never heard you say anything funny

Tabi: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sarvente: Wasn't A.G.O.T.I with you?
A.G.O.T.I: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Tabi: What did you do with Hex's body?
A.G.O.T.I: What didn't I do with the body?
Tabi:
A.G.O.T.I: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Tabi: I know you snuck out last night, Sarvente.
A.G.O.T.I: Play dumb!
Sarvente: Who's Sarvente?
A.G.O.T.I: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Tabi: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Sarvente: The cow???
Tabi: What?
A.G.O.T.I: Sarvente, W H Y?

Tabi: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Sarvente: How am I supposed to know?
A.G.O.T.I: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Sarvente: *sighs*
Sarvente: You wouldn't be trapped.

Tabi: Can I be frank with you guys?
Sarvente: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
A.G.O.T.I: Can I still be A.G.O.T.I?
Tanner: Shh, let Frank speak.

Tabi: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Sarvente: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
A.G.O.T.I: I got distracted about halfway through.
Marie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Tabi: What's something you guys are better than Sarvente at?
A.G.O.T.I: Mario Kart.
Tanner: Emotional vulnerability.

Tabi: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Sarvente: Tubular AF!
A.G.O.T.I: Mood to the max!
Tanner, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Garcello, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

Tabi: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Sarvente: Have everyone stand.
A.G.O.T.I: Bring three more chairs!
Marie: The most important ones can sit down.
Zardy: Kill three.

Tabi: I'm an idiot.
Sarvente:
A.G.O.T.I:
Tanner:
Garcello:
Tabi:
Sarvente: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.