FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

part 6 but it's actually chapter 7 on AO3

Spirit: What's your favorite color?
Nene: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Spirit: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Nene: My favorite color is pink.

Whitty: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Tabi: 420?
Whitty: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Spirit: 69.
Whitty: Yeah it was 69.

Agoti: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, Annie!
Annie: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

Pico: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
MM: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Boyfriend: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Agoti: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Pico?
Pico: No.
Pump: I do!
Agoti: I know, Pump.
Pump: I'm sad.
Agoti: I know, Pump.

Boyfriend: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Nene: Cool.
Boyfriend: Do you know who Joe is?
Nene: JOE MAMA!
Tabi, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

Whitty: We're kind of missing something guys.
Boyfriend: Cohesion?
A.G.O.T.I: Teamwork?
Selever: A general sense of what we're doing?
Girlfriend: And Ruv is not here.
Boyfriend: Oh, and that, yeah.

Senpai : Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Whitty: *looks down at his nonexistent watch*
Whitty: Now, how do you know that?

Cassandra: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Nene: Even better!
Cassandra: What the fuck did you-
Nene: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Garcello: *plays shreksophone*
Garcello: Woo.
Garcello: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Tabi: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend

Darnell: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
A.G.O.T.I: Those are Pokemon cards.
Darnell: You got a magikarp.
A.G.O.T.I: ...
Darnell: It means 'fuck you'.

*In a horror movie situation*
Tord: I've got no service in my phone here.
Ruv: Shoot, my battery just died.
Pico: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a gun.
Senpai : Guys, my phone is a book.

Darnell: Hey Tord, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Darnell: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Tord: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Tord: The fucking satisfaction.

*Nene and Cassandra playing minecraft*
Nene: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Cassandra: What's wrong?
Nene: I did a thing.
Cassandra: You regret the thing you dID-
Nene: *screams*
Cassandra: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Nene: *screams again*

Girlfriend: Where's Tabi, Boyfriend, and Whitmore?
Ruv: They're playing hide and seek.
Girlfriend: Where?
Ruv: I don't think you get how this game works.

Pico: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Annie: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Pico: So blurple.
Annie: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Pico: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Annie: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Cassandra: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Pico: You're a hazard to society
Annie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Hex, gently nudging Tricky aside with his foot: Tricky, move out of the way so I don't trip on you.
Tricky, his "eyes" enormous: You kick Tricky? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Hex! Jail for Hex for one thousand years!

Pump: So Mister Pico was just using me?
Monster: I'm sorry, Pump.
Skid, trying to contain his amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Pump:
Monster: Ok, that's a time-out.
Skid: No, I was just trying to-
Monster: Go sit over there!
Skid: *walks away in defeat*

Sarvente: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Garcello, rushing in: Sarv! Boyfriend tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

MM: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Garcello: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Pico: I am going to need you to swear-
Cassandra: Fuck.
Pico:
Pico: ...swear as in promise.

Hank: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Spirit: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Hank:
Hank: What?
Spirit: I need to feed my Neopets!

Spirit, near tears: Please, Tabi, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Garcello: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Cassandra: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Tabi: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Spirit, Boyfriend, Skid, and Senpai : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Sarvente: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Whitty: Apparently, we're not.