TOF's Big Book of Awesomeness

I will be reunited with Vincent once again!

Do you guys like my awesome picture? I worked so -cough cough didn't even try- hard on this!

At my school there is a dodgeball that is purple, I named him Vincent 'cause it reminded me of him, and he always hit everyone! Whenever someone threw it someone would get hit! He's just awesome like that...

I'm slightly turning insane though, ah what am I saying? I'm already insane! I'm always talking to the thing and I won't let anyone touch him. (I was probably dropped on my head as a child)

But today I had to say goodbye... I'm not going to see him 'till Tuesday...
My life is over.
Luckily I got someone to tell me where to get him. (After a little persuasion, it's so easy when there's a kitchen with knives.) So I'm going to buy him, one day, when I'm not poor.

I think I also said I was going to make a list, I'm too lazy to check. So here's the Top 5 Things to Know if Someone's Insane, let's go!

1. They laugh randomly or to themselves

If someone you know laughs for no reason, then they're probably insane, unless you're like my friend Justin, then you're normal, you just have LGS. (Laughing Gas Syndrome)

2. They talk to themselves or to inanimate objects

If your friend does this, their either insane or extremely insane.

3. They talk about killing people or sharp objects

If you're with your friend and they randomly go "Wow those knives are so sharp! Probably very useful for kill- I mean, cutting food." Then yeah, they're most likely insane.

4. They're usually alone

If your friend prefers to be alone, they are either a loner or plotting something.

5. The just look and act insane

If they sit in the corner of the room giggling to themselves. If they draw on the walls weird things like the Doug Rattman, and they have messy hair and are wearing clothes form god knows how long. Then yeah, they're most likely insane.

Plot Twist: This is your friend writing this.

Thanks for reading, sorry if my Chapters haven't been so interesting, I just can't think of what to do.

Peace out!