Feathers That Lead Us Together

Down to the cave of 'Damn it!"

"Oww..." Annie winced, feeling her head pound worse than a 3 pm hangover on a Monday morning. She rubbed the sore spot at the back of her and hissed at the painful throb, she looked up towards the hole where she dropped down from. Looking up, the hole is at least 15-25 feet up from the surface. The only reason why Annie isn't dead, she remembered grabbing to the dirt walls when she went down... more like slide down. 

"Fuck." Annie groaned, slowly standing up. She felt the bruises already forming on her body especially on her hip, so far nothing was broken so that's a plus. 

"I'm going to fucking kill you Ayesha," Annie hissed out. "'Oh go, capture the sunset Annie, it'll be fun', she said, 'No one can write like you can Annie! I can only trust you!' If I ever get out of here I will fucking make her eat her damn words, job be damn." 

Worse of it all, she was in the fucking sticks away from the major city, 

Annie took a deep breath and tried to reign in her anger and panic. She would have never been in this situation if her boss didn't pressure her into going out and 'describe the world through her own eyes.' and 'the best way to do it was to actually get out of her desk and properly view the world' She LIKES writing for her small little isolated dark desk, thank you very much, it was her comfort away from home, and the only reason why she works there is that she doesn't have to go outside and socialized for the rest of humanity and the stupid fucking gods that decide to come out of retirement. 

Yep, you heard it here folks! The old gods have deiced to say 'fuck it' and return to earth. Only to 'slightly' help out humans and quite possibly just create more fuckery while they're at it. Zeus the god of all the greek gods?  Is the biggest fuck boy in the world and has man-whored his way through pretty much every sorority on the planet. He and Hera made Jerry Springer a fuck load of money just by coming on the show for the paternity test of his illegitimate children and the verbal roast against his wife. 

When the Aztec gods came around people lost their fucking minds as Huitzilopochtli decide to ascend down. People said 'fuck this' and nearly bomb the god, until Huitzilopochtli explain the human sacrifice was something that was made up as a joke on his end and didn't think people would actually do it. Heads turn in the absolute stupidity of it all. 

All in all, they seem to enjoy the lives that humans have evolute to. This is why Annie avoids all contact with them. She couldn't help but snort at the irony of it all, not 15 minutes before she wanted to go back to her dark and gloomy office alone and now she's in a fucking dark and gloomy cave alone.

With that thought, Annie search through her bag and found her phone. "Oh thank fucking god." she sighed out in relief, luckily she had it connected to her backup charger. The battery was at 100%. 

"YES!" She squeals in victory! 

But no goddamn service. 

"Fuck me!" She growled out. 

Looking up once more to the hole above her, trying to see if she could at least climb out. It was too high to jump for it and at her current weight, there is no way in hell she was getting out by climbing. 

"Really fuck, my fucking life." She fumed, turning the flashlight on her phone and viewing that cave around her for an exit. The cave turns out to be a probable tunnel seeing that there were actually two ways to go.. well one way,  about 8 feet away from her right, there were large rocks completely covering up the way. Possibly a large collapse of the tunnel. 

"...Right, looks like a left it is then." Annie said, before anything else she grabbed on her bright neon yellow highlighters to mark the direction where she was going, before finally gathering whatever courage she had and walking into the left tunnel