Me: HOWDY Y'ALL! 🤠 Welcome one and all to the thirty-second edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world...KISS!!!!
(*All nine of the Kiss guys are whooping with joy, and the girls are cheering and clapping their hands in applause*)
Me: I'm happy to be making these books for Kiss and speaking of that, you can expect more truths and dares in my book Truth or Dare with Michael Jackson: Christmas edition!
Vixen91: *giggles* I'll be looking forward to that.
Me: Okay everybody! Let's get right into it! Our very first dare for this book is for...
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Me: ...The God of Thunder himself...GENE SIMMONS!
Gene: Hell yes! 😎🤟
Me: Your dare Gene is from a long-time Kiss fan and they dared you to pick a fight with Godzilla!
Gene: Wait a second...YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?! 😱
Me: You heard me! Now, get to it!
Gene: *takes off his shades* This is not a good idea.
Me: Hey Godzilla! You've got lizard breath! Hahaha!
Godzilla: *roars angrily and stomps his way towards Gene Simmons, who isn't so sure about doing his dare*
Gene: I swear on my mother's grave that I did not say that! 😧
Godzilla: *doesn't listen to what the God of Thunder has to say*
Gene: OH SH (bleep!) *gets stepped on*
(*Everyone else lets out a terrified gasp*) 😱
Godzilla: *walks away to go cool off his anger*
Paul: You okay Gene?!
Gene: *stands up as he is flat like a pancake in a Tom and Jerry cartoon, and then gives a thumb's up*
Vinnie: *is fearfully hiding behind me* I don't like this! 😖
Eric Carr and Suzy: *both are in their animal forms and are hiding in the fox den* 😣
(*Both Catmen have run away to find a place to hide*)
Peter: *is hiding underneath the sofa with Eli, and their kittens* This is so not cool! 🙀
Eric Singer: *is also hiding underneath the sofa with KellerSinger18 and their kitten* I agree! 🙀
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Truth or Dare With Kiss: (32)
HumorThe THIRTY-SECOND book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
