𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 / 𝙝𝙦

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞s

Bokuto: is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Akaashi: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated--

y/n: smad

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Kuroo and Bokuto: The floor is lava!

Kenma *laying on the floor*: ah yes, the sweet relish of death

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Noya and y/n: when have we ever done something rash and irresponsible?!

Daichi: I have a list. It's alphabetical

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Kenma: you're the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.

y/n: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Kenma: absolutely not

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Daichi: i have high standards and expectations

y/n: *trying to lick their nose*

Daichi: they meet all of them

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y/n: are you crying?

Kenma: no im having an allergic reaction

y/n: to what?

Kenma: life

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(playing scrabble)

y/n: I will put my A down to make A

Hinata: i will add to your A to make At

Yamaguchi: i will add to your At to make Rat

Tsukishima: i will add onto your Rat to make Biostratigraphic

Kageyama: *flips board*

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Oikawa: *says something dumb*

y/n: remind me again why I'm so in love with you?

Oikawa: *smiles*

y/n: *blushing* ah yes, right

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(aged up)

tsukishima: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Tsuki: maybe... a bit tipsy

y/n: drunk

Kuroo: wasted

Bokuto: dead

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suga: when i was younger, i tried to form a gang once

y/n: how'd it go?

Suga: it turned into a book club

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Hinata: listen, when I was your age

Kageyama: well, when i was your height

Hinata: *deeply offended*

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y/n *kisses kageyama's cheek*

Kageyama: what is this?