𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 / 𝙝𝙦

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩.𝟑

Y/n: Here's some advice

Akaashi: I didn't ask for any

Y/n: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Bokuto: Change is inedible.

Kuroo: Don't you mean inevitable?

Bokuto, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Y/n: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Tsuki: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Osamu: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Atsumu: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Osamu: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Y/n: Is something burning?

Noya: Just my love for you.

Y/n: Noya, the toaster is on fire.

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Suga, driving Y/n and Hinata: So how was your day?

Hinata: We almost got surprise adopted!

Suga: What?

Y/n: We almost got kidnapped.

Suga: Oh, okay.

Suga: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Tanaka: *Screams*

Noya: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Y/n: Should we do something?

Hinata: No, I want to see who wins!

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Akaashi: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Tsuki: Rude.

Y/n: That's fair.

Kuroo: Not again.

Bokuto: Are you going to want this back?

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Daichi: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Suga: Have everyone stand.

Hinata: Bring three more chairs!

Kageyama: The most important ones can sit down.

Tsuki: Kill three.

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Ushijima: What does 'take out' mean?

Shiribu: Food.

Goshiki: Dating

Semi: Murder

Tendou: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Bokuto: I'm an idiot.

Akaashi:

Kenma:

Y/n:

Tsuki: