𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 / 𝙝𝙦

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩.𝟐

Lev and y/n: are we in trouble

Yaku: take a guess

Lev and y/n: no?

Yaku: take another guess

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y/n: are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Kenma: i got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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atsumu: hey, y/n wanna be my sister-in-law?

osamu: did you just propose to my girlfriend for me?

atsumu: someone had to

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iwaizumi: *gently taps table*

oikawa: *taps back*

y/n: what are they doing?

Makki: morse code

iwaizumi:* aggressively tapes table*

oikawa:* slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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y/n: do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Tendo: you mean literally or figuratively?

y/n: honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Y/n: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Y/n: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!

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Ushijima: I'm driving

Tendo: shotgun!

Goshiki: aww but you got it on the way here--

Everyone: Woah!

Tendo: no! I found a shotgun! And I want to front seat! *pumps gun*

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y/n: i told kenma his ears flush when he lies

kuroo: why?

y/n: look

y/n: kenma, do you love me?

kenma *covering his ears*: no

Kuroo:

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Bokuto: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Kenma: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Y/n *pointing*: May I sit there?

Daichi: That's my lap

Y/n: That doesn't answer my question, Daichi.

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Y/n: So what's for dinner?

Hinata: *staring at the food he just burnt*: Regret.

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kuroo: are you mad?