RWBY's Toon

History With A Side Of Stupidity

Y/N POV

Oobleck: "This all prior the popularly known Faunus War. During this man was persistent on centralizing the Faunus population in Menagerie. I know what you're thinking, this news is nothing new. But let it be known that this isn't the case, these events are actually pretty recent. The repercussions of which can still be felt to this day. Now who among you have been hated and judged because of your Faunus heritage?"

Most of the class raises their hand.

Oobleck: "Simply dreadful, remember it's this kind of bigotry that brings war. Just look at the White Fang. Which of you young scholars can tell me the turning point of the Faunus War?"

Weiss: "The battle of Gallows Rock."

Oobleck: "Correct, and what was the advantage the Faunus had?"

I look and see Jaune get hit with a paper football.

Jaune: "Hey."

Oobleck: "Thank you for volunteering Mr. Arc, what is the answer?"

Jaune slightly looks over Oobleck's shoulder to see Pyrrha holding circles around her eyes.

Jaune: "Binoculars!"

The whole class laughs at him while I facepalm.

Oobleck: "Very funny. Cardin, please tell me you have the answer."

Cardin: "It's easier to train an animal than a soldier."

I roll my eyes and fire a shotgun beanbag in his face.

Oobleck: "Y/N, no weapons during class."

Y/N: "Oh come on, he deserved it."

Oobleck: "As true as that may be, it's still not good to use violence."

Y/N: "I don't Oobleck, my great great great grandpappy always said violence isn't the answer just the solution."

Oobleck: "He sounds like a crazy man."

Y/N: "He kinda was. One moment he's calm then the next moment he's screaming claiming fought god."

Oobleck: *under breath* "I see he passed on his crazy."

Y/N: "What you say to me punk!?"

Oobleck: "Nothing."

I jump out of my seat and march to Oobleck.

Y/N: "Cause it sounded like you just said a lot of bull mess."

Oobleck: "You need to calm down Y/N."

Y/N: "I will not be silenced!!!"

Voice Over: "Shut up!"

Y/N: "Make me bitch!"

A stray lightning bolt blasts through the window striking me. I holler in pain when I cough out smoke.

Y/N: "Is that the worst you've got?"

Voice Over: "Keep in mind that I can kill you anytime I want."

Y/N: "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!"

Oobleck: "You grandpappy really did make you crazy."

I scream in anger while breaking a beer bottle.

Y/N: "You looking to fucking die bitch!?"

I lunge at Oobleck but another lightning bolt smites me into the ground.

3rd POV

Voice Over: "Sometimes I regret giving him life."

Oobleck: "Sometimes I wonder if your collection would be better off without him."

Voice Over: *to readers* "What do you think?"

Nora: "Mister Oobleck, who're you talking to?"

Oobleck: "No one. Time we got back on track. Who can tell me the answer to the previously asked question?"

Pyrrha: "It's night vision, the Faunus are known to have excellent sight in the dark."

Blake: "The General was a fool. He tried to ambush the Faunus when he was at the disadvantage. Maybe if he paid more attention in class he wouldn't have gone down in history as a failure, Cardin."

Cardin: "Ohhh!"

Oobleck: "Sit down Winchester!"

Jaune: *snickers* 

Oobleck: "You and Mr. Arc can both see me after class."

Y/N POV

I wake up up and notice everyone's already gone. I walk to my dorm when I pull out my scroll.

Woman: "What'd you want?"

Y/N: "Have seen my friend?"

Woman: "What's their name?"

Y/N: "First name Poin last name Teanepals."

Woman: "Is Poin Teanepals here? Have any of you seen Poin Teanepals?"

Man: "Only yours who it's cold."

Woman: "Damn you! I'll gonna find you and kill you!!!"

I hang up and head off to bed. On my way I see Jaune sulking.

Y/N: *to readers* "Here we go again." *to Jaune* "What's wrong with you?"

Jaune: "I messed up big time and I'm starting to think coming here was a bad idea."

Y/N: *to readers* "When will there ever be a different excuse?" *to Jaune* "You should stop moping and do something about it."

Jaune: "Like what?"

YU/N: "Take charge of your sad little life and say fuck all y'all!"

Jaune: "You're right, Imma do it!"

Y/N: "Course I'm right, I'm me."