Sniffles and y/n's first time.
Part 1
Sniffles is smart. Really smart.
And when it comes to any problem involving science, math, or anything in between, he's your man.
But outside of that book smartness..
Poor thing doesn't know right from left when it comes to dating.
At first, you were the one to come to him with your problems and he was there to fix them.
Then a friendly relationship was built from there.
And when The anteater started to develop feelings towards you, he didn't even know where to start.
He read all sorts of books and articles on how to date.
What to except and what to do as person A since it's not all boy does this and girl does that anymore.
It took months to even try to just get sniffles to even understand what he needed to do to even ask you on a date.
And when that day came, he asked if you would like to go to dinner.
Soon after in what seemed like a disaster of a first date and about two people dead, you said yes.
Holding hands was frequent, and so was hugging.
Everything was good, and then when (y/n) one night after a date while walking her home, she planted a kiss onto his snout.
Sniffles blushed madly.
Their first kiss. Wasn't he supposed to do it??? Or maybe it's the person B's turn?
What should he do?
(Y/n) didn't notice this, as he was just internally screaming at himself.
'What do I do???'
Then in a memory popped in his head with one of the books he had read about dating.
'Chapter 5: If person B pecks you, always return the kiss with one on same place or when in high level on lips'
He looked at (Y/n) who was still smiling deeply.
He closed his eyes and returned her kiss with one what he thought was her cheek and when he felt something more softer, he opened his eyes and froze.
He miss calculated and kissed her lips.
She looked surprised, but instantly melted into the kiss.
He broke the kiss, and rubbed the back of his head.
"I'm sorry, I meant to-"
He was interrupted by a finger to his lips.
"No need, I was wondering when you would kiss me"
You laugh.
He chuckled nervously, and as he did she gave him another peck and said her farewell.
He smiled deeply, and felt his legs almost give out from under him.
It was love that made him feel so fluttery and it made his legs feel like jelly.
When Sniffles went home, he called Nutty about the date.
How it Went well and all and told him about the kiss.
Nutty being Well... Nutty.
He was happy about his friend. And reminded him of his next steps into relationships as if he had been in one.
Talking about now that you broke the ice of kissing the next step was getting down and dirty.
Sniffles didn't understand the slang he used, and asked him to elaborate.
"We'll it's simple, once she knows you're ready to move on, she wants you to go to the next step. Sex is what a woman wants.
After the the call, sniffles pondered.
Why would she want to reproduce so early into the relationship? Was it something they had to do?
He was confused.
After all the research he had done, none of it went even close to sex.
Of course he also knew what happens when a female and male mate.
But was it mandatory?
He wasn't ready to be a father, and really was (y/n) ready to be a mother?
She was the one who said yes, and pulled more first moves than he did.
So maybe?
Sniffles opened up the book he had been reading about dating and flipped around to find anything that had to do with sex.
Nothing.
So maybe, he could look it up.
Specifically, he was clueless to what to do when in sex.
He knew that he was supposed to put his penis into her vagina and then that would make a baby if he came inside.
Was it kind of like masturbation?
He had also read online that you could have these kind of events by yourself without your partner.
He had never done anything like this before.
Let alone with someone else!
So he thought he would try the former to at least he some experience.
So maybe there's a way around it?
After looking at images and videos of people having sex, he felt his own member twitch at the thought of doing it with (y/n).
Was this the erection he needed to have?
He looked at his own package and wrote down his findings,
"Appears to erect and stimulated when in extreme lustful conditions, clear white substance also seems to be coming out of the head as it becomes erect."
His breaths staggered and he felt himself get extremely hot and pulled himself out of his desk chair.
He had read an article about how to properly masturbate and started to kind of pull at himself.
It also read that lubing yourself was a good idea to get things going faster.
So some lotion he kept at his dresser might do the trick, he started by grabbing the bottle and put a generous amount in his hand and lathered it onto himself.
Curling his fingers around his shaft, he started to keep a slow and steady pace until he felt that he was ready to quicken the pace.
Sweat started to bead on his forehead, and his breathing staggered anymore.
It felt so good.
His sensitivity felt at an all time high.
His nipples hardened has his hips instinctively bucked into his hand.
He quickens his pace and rubbed his nipple his his free hand.
It all felt so good. He was in ecstasy.
He moaned (y/n)'s name as he stroked himself.
He licked his lips hoping to still taste hers.
"Oh, (y/n) I want to mate with you...." He moaned"(Y/N)!"
And not long after he felt his hand to come to a stop as he came long ropes of semen .
None that he had seen before.
God, what a mess.
There was so much that landed on himself on his chest and his face and glasses.
He felt accomplished.
So much so that he wrote in his journal that it was a good idea to bring lube before hand.
Next, he remembered that there was a way to keep from getting pregnant. Many ways actually, and one way is a condom.
Over 98% accuracy from keeping one pregnant.
Later that day he went out and bought what he had looked for.
Knowing he was an average size he bought a normal pack to practice on.
Laying in bed, he stroked himself again to get erect once more to practice on this part of the test.
First, he checked for holes and tears in the condom or packaging and once things were clear, he followed to the step of rolling it out, It had said to roll it out as you go down the shaft.
So he did just that and tried to not to go as fast.
I'm just in case he would tear it or cause any discomfort.
So far things were good.
The tightness of the condom hugged his erection as if he were inside already.
As he finally made it down the shaft, he cheered and smiled.
After use, you are supposed to carefully take it off and tie it so that you aren't to lose any semen.
Tying the used condom and throwing it away.
Now he was ready for their next date.
Maybe. Almost.
