WARNINGS: MEMES AND MOAR MEMES THIS IS A JOKE STORY IF U NO LIKE MEME GET TEH FRIK OUT UV MAH SIGTHj
AHHHHH MY CHEST-
Oh wait, I'm A L I V E
Kid musta reset or sumthin.
Anyways time to watch all my loved ones die in front of my very eyes again!
"oh hey weird goat lady i have never met in person, how are you today."
stabbing noise
"right on 'chedule, ya big nerd!" I shouted.
"rikrold, kiddo."
"I hate you with every ounce of my being, you fricking ketchup vacuum
"trololol."
I teleported to Snowdin, where I was greeted by papyrus, the epic cool dude I was glad to call my brother.
"hey paps, stay out of snowdin today, there's gonna be some trouble."
"Ok, brother! If you insist!" Paps leaped away while singing "spaghetti" repeatedly to the tune of Symphony of Destruction.
What the hell is my life?
I witnessed the slaughter of all the Snowdin residents from afar- MY NAME IS JAMAR I COME FROM AFAR- with my handy dandy two buck piece of crap pair of binoculars.
"oh! he shoots, he scores!" I yelled, clearly audible to the kid after a successful knife throw.
"Clichely is not a nerd!" I heard in response
I teleported to Waterfall, almost being crushed by my brother, whose leaps were gaining massive height before- hey what the hell how did he break through the ceiling into the surface?
"have a nice trip paps!" I commented.
"Thank you brother!" Echoed through Waterfall.
"Woah...how'd he do that..."
"oh, heya kiddo, how's your murdering spree coming along?"
"Pretty alri-"
"I W I L L E N D Y O U "
"Wait you can use caps lock?"
" I C O U L D D O T H A T T H I S E N T I R E T I M E Y O U F A T N E R D ."
"Ok...bye!" That noob ran away.
I watched all the fish thing people die.
I watched all the Hotland monsters die.
You wanna know why they died?
Because they're losers with no skill!
Eventually the kid made it to the Judgment Hall, all hell broke lose like normal... until i got the best idea ever.
"Hey Sans, wanna know why I use a knife?" Frisk asked.
"Because guns are too quick. You can't savor all those last little... emotions."
"You see, in their final moments, people show you who they truly are."
"So, in a way, I knew your friends better than.. you ever did."
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