Match Made In Hell, A Soalden story

TW Sophie X Grady

A/N Plot is a lie. Sophie falling in love with my least favorite characters is the only truth.

The party was 2 weeks later.

During this horrendous wait I stayed with The Diznee family. Kesler was SOO charming.

I would've fallen in love with him but there was another that caught my eye.

He was as handsome as Jupiter when it was in retrograde. His eyes were dark and brooding like an emo bad boy who would be the protagonists love interest in a romance movie.

He was Kesler's brother in law. Grady Ruewen.

He filled all my dreams. All my thoughts. All my waking time. 

I wanted him. I wanted to have him. I NEEDED to have him.

I decided right there in that moment that I would never marry another man besides him. He was my one true love.

Rex, Lex, Bex and Dex; four triplets who had no manners, thought I was crazy. They said he was ugly, mean, controlling and stupid.  That he'd murder me.

I knew all of that. Those were his most attractive traits.

To be killed and buried in a hole in the woods with an animal body hidden above me to defect the police by Grady would be amazing. I wished it'd happen.

I snuck out everyday after Julienne was done turning me into an ice sculpture so that when the kids bit me they got water still. I went to Havenfield. Grady's house. My future house.

He would torture the dinosaur there, who was a useless skank, into being fed. Somedays in an attempt to show me how scrawny he is  the dinosaur would rip off his shirt.

I didn't care. In fact I loved it. His beer belly with a six back of buns attached to it was a dream. I imagined biting down into one of those rolls attached to him. Gods it'd be delicious. I was delirious with hunger at the mere thought.

Today, like normal, I snuck over to Havenfield and went to my normal perching point.

"Hey" stated a low seductive voice behind me. I turned to a wonderous sight, Grady stripped down to his tight whiteys, his arms gesturing towards me, inviting me to touch him wherever I may please.

But something was wrong. 

In place of where his normal pack of rolls would've been was an ICECREAM  tub. I shuddered at the sight of it. His attractiveness plumetted without it.

"Gods no, just no" I whispered backing up towards a light leaper and leaping back to Kesler's.