𝐌𝐫 & 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢

Girl's gossip

Shivani:ji ji! Accha thik hai toh fir humlog pundit ji se subh muhrat nikalke aapse baat karte hai

Rama:kiska phn tha shivani? Aur.. Pundit ji.. Muhrat?matlab mein kuch samj....interrupted by shivani

Shivani:mein saab batati hoon apko didi pehle pundit ji ko toh bulane dijiye

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Naina:oye magnet! thik se ball kar nhi toh agle match mein tujhe khelne hi nhi dungi mein...

Paar didi mein toh shi se hi ball kiya apne thik se bat nhi karpaye....,said that poor boy

Naina:zyada na juban maat chala game pe focus de aur thik se ball kar

That's when Chhotu comes there  running...

Chotu:naina didi! Naina didi.. Woh h..h..pundit ji

Naina:pehle shant to hoja aur phir bata  kya huya? Aise bhagte huye kyun aaya?

Chotu:gharme pundit ji aaya hai apki shadi ki date final karne...

Naina:kyaaaa?matlab unlog rishte k liye haa kardiya? matlab sameer ji bhi maangaye?Matlab mein sameer ji ki dulhan banungi?Naina says the last thing very loudly... and hearing this, people on the way look at her with weird eyes

Chotu:didi aab na mein bating karunga

Naina:kaisa bating shating? chal aab humdono ghar chalte hai...shadi ki kya date aaya mujhe bhi toh janna padega na...chal zaldi

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Vivek:accha matlab 4 din baad tilak aur uske 2 din baad shadi ka muhrat hai?

Rama:ji vivek bhaisahab

Vivek:aab toh bhaisahab kehna chod dijiye aab hum jald hi samdhi baanne ja rahe hai....aaplogo ko kuch problem toh nhi hai na matlab shadi tilak saab hi ek hafte k andar hone jaraha?

Rama:nahi nahi bhaisahab aisa koyi baat nhi hai.....

Vivek:accha fir thik hai behenji rakhta hoon 

Rama:bhaisahab!apse ek baat kehna tha

Vivek:haa kahiye

Rama:agar aaplog yeh sochke barat mein  2/4 log larahe hai k hum saabka accche se khatirdari karnhi sakte toh yeh baat aap dimag se hata dijiye kyunki humlog itna bhi gareeb nhi hai k apni ek lauti beti ki shadi dhum dham se nhi karsakte