Crazy Eyes (Arcane x Male reader) (Jinx x Male reader)

De Ja Vu

Y/N felt himself being dragged by a pair of hands. His eyes flickered open and saw the polished grounds of Piltover with dawn braking loose over it. He groaned and looked up. Dragging him was the blue haired Enforcer lady Caitlyn.

Y/N: Where am I?! Jinx? Boulder?

Vi: Calm down Y/N. It's just me, you, Caitlyn and Boulder.

Y/N looked to the side of him and saw his Krug buddy scuttling alongside them.

Y/N: But ... but Jinx! I need to get back to her!

Vi: Calm down Y/N! Can you walk?

Y/N stood up perfectly fine.

Vi: Good. Now, you can't go back to Jinx now. After what you did, she'll think you'd have betrayed her.

Y/N: That ... is correct. So, why am I here?

Caitlyn: Well you should stay with us. That is, until we can get you back to the underground safely.

Y/N: I can handle myself thanks.

Y/N tries to whip out his tongue but instead, it flopped out and a spray of blood came from out of it.

Vi: It was damaged. We'll get you to a doctor soon.

Y/N sighed.

Y/N: Very well then. So where are we going?

Caitlyn: My bedroom. We're going to sneak in. We'll be in and out before anyone notices.

Y/N: I'm getting de ja vu vibes from a previous chapter. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Boulder kicks Y/N in the leg, telling him to stop breaking the 4th wall and the continue walking. The 4 of them all climb up a wall and through the bedroom window of Caitlyn's house. It creaks open and Vi helps Caitlyn in and Y/N holds Boulder under an arm while he climbs.

Vi: Who lives here? Another councillor friend of yours?

Suddenly, the door gets kicked in and a lady holds a shotgun up to the 4 of them.

Y/N: Called it! Called it! Where's my medal?

Caitlyn Mom: Caitlyn!?

Caitlyn Dad: We were so worried! Thank goodness you're safe.

Caitlyn hugs her dad tightly.

Caitlyn Mom: And you found some strays.

Y/N waves at her mom.

Caitlyn: This is Vi and Y/N. They're from the undercity.

Caitlyn Mom: So I see. Could we have a word, Caitlyn? In private.

Caitlyn and her father leave the room leaving only Y/N, Boulder and Vi. Y/N and Vi stood awkwardly in a room. Last time this had happened was when Vi told Y/N all about the birds and the bees when he was only 7. After a brilliant snap of thought with that rememberance, Y/N was able to piece together a conversation subject. But like always, Y/N still had bad conversation topic sentences, and Boulder knew what Y/N was about to say the second he saw Y/N's "idea smile" flicker across his face.

Y/N: So ..... I had sex with your sister.

In less than a nanosecond, Y/N was held aloft and pinned against a wall in Vi's hands. Boulder face palmed himself.

Vi: What was that?!

Y/N: I ...

Y/N pointed to himself.

Y/N: Had sex ....

Y/N did 👉👌 with his hands.

Y/N: With your sister.