Vi: Hey man, look at my new dog.
Y/N: Oh yeah thats pretty cool.
Y/N looked.
Y/N: Ahhhhhhh! There's no dog there!
Vi: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Y/N: OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Both: OOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Y/N: Jinx did you eat my sandwich?
Jinx: I am your sandwich.
Jinx climbs into Y/N's mouth.
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Jinx: Here, hold this.
Jinx gives Caitlyn a bomb and walks away. After a few seconds, Jinx come back and takes the bomb.
Jinx: Thanks
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Y/N lifts a piece of salad to his mouth. Vi suddenly punches the bowl of salad out of his hand and begins repeatedly punching the bowl of salad.
Y/N: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STOP IT, CUT IT OUT MAN, I DON'T WANT THIS!
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Jinx: Pffft, screw gravity.
Jinx begins floating upwards as Jules looks on in amazement.
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Jinx holds her pistol up to her head.
Jinx: Goodbye world.
Earth: Ok Jinx I'll see you around, where you going?
Jinx pulls the trigger and dies.
Earth: OH! OH NO THAT'S NOT I THOUGHT SHE MEANT BY THAT AT ALL!
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Vi: There's something on your face!
Vi punches Jinx in the face.
Vi: It was pain!
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Y/N: WHAT IS HAPPENING!? WHY ARE
YOU DOING THIS!?
Vi: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Y/N: Now Jules, don't touch that cactus.
Jules is sucked towards the cactus.
Y/N: You're dead to me!
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Caitlyn: Vi, why is your niece on fire?
Jules was on fire.
Vi: BUY ME SOME JEWELLERY!!!
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Vi is stood with a urinal attached to her front. Y/N begins to unzip his trousers.
Vi: Don't even think about it.
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Y/N is punching Vi who is punching Y/N's salad.
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Jinx: Hey guys, check out my new camera!
Jinx shoots Caitlyn.
Jinx: Oh, wait. This isn't a camera.
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Caitlyn: Die potato!
Potato: Noooooooooo!
Y/N: I like trains.
Caitlyn: Oh no no no, wait!
A train runs over Caitlyn and the potato as a smile creeps over Y/N's face.
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Crazy Eyes (Arcane x Male reader) (Jinx x Male reader)
FanfictionY/N, a boy beaten almost half to death by his parents because of his shark teeth. But after being rescued by Vander, Y/N starts his new life in the underground where he created new friendships and, under the protection of his friends and Vander, is...
