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(Bruno) 9 to 5

gender neutral reader and Libeccio is the restaurant that the team always hang out at also this is kinda based off my experience as a customer service worker :/ do not recommend also this is based off the episode where giorno meets everyone

     You were a server at a quaint little restaurant called Libeccio however it wasn't exactly a dream. Your day pretty much consisted of rude customers complaining about the food and/or overbearingly flirty men calling you every pet name in the book. You had recently gained a promotion due to your endless help (not like they gave you much choice). Now you would be serving the private rooms in the back instead of the common rooms in the front. Your boss explained the customers were nicer but needed constant attention and were more high maintenance in the end.

     Not that you were complaining, as long as they didn't shove their plate in your face or grab at your bottom you could call it a win. It was your first day working the back and your first table was a group of four men. One of the waiters reported a complaint about some loon ordering another piece of cake because 'four is bad luck'. It was your job to bring them another slice of cake so things didn't get out of control. As you approached the table, you noticed they were all dressed oddly with an undertone of formality.

     You could hear the blonde one explaining the properties of multiplication to the black haired one, who didn't seem too thrilled to learn it. The one wearing a hat was reading a book and the one with lavender hair had headphones on with his eyes closed. You were a bit hesitant to gain their attention at first but the one with the hat noticed you his face lit up with a flirty grin,

"Hey sweet cheeks~ you got my slice of cake?" he teased and you could help but cringe internally. "Um, yes sir." you said pushing aside your awkward feelings before he continued, "Sweet! Set it over there, I'm starving" he cheered. You followed his instructions, gently setting down the plate on the cart when you heard the black haired boy cheer.

"I did it, Fugo! Hows it look?" He asked while the blonde boy looked over his work. You were gathering the empty plates and turning to leave when you heard the boy scream. You snapped your head towards the boys seeing the blonde now gripping the others head with a fork embedded in his cheek. You gasped and took a small step back as the blonde lectured about what a shit-for-brains he was. 

     The blonde man slammed the poor boys face onto the table, effectively knocking the teapot over which splashed all over your apron, pants, and blouse. It wasn't scalding hot but it did sting like little needles jamming into your skin. You stepped back more and bumped into the cart and turned your attention to the two other men sitting opposite of the commotion.

    "Oh boy. He's lost it now." the man with the hat said nonchalantly before turning his head to the lavender haired man "Hey, Abbacchio, are you gonna finish that cake?". You were confused, "Is this a normal occurrence?" you thought. Your eyes widened when the black haired kid pulled out a switch blade and held it against the blonde man's throat, threatening his life.

     "What the hell are you guys doing?!" You heard a new voice yell earning your terrified gaze, as well as everyone else's. A tall black haired man in a white suit leaned on the door frame and you took this moment of stillness to look over the damage that was caused. The man spoke again in a harsh tone "I could hear you all the way from the entrance! You're bothering the other customers."

     It was only a moment before he trained his eyes on your terrified form behind the table. You had to admit, he was rather good looking. His suit had an opening in the front where elegant black lace ran across his well built chest, golden clips were pinned in his neatly straightened hair. His eyes were a royal blue and he had the palest freckles flicked across his nose and cheeks. 

     "Great. You trashed the table and tormented our server." he groaned while rubbing his forehead with closed eyes. Everyones eyes trailed over to you making you blush and clutch the dirty plates closer to your chest. "Oh! I-it's not really a big deal" you assured while nervously fidgeting and looking down towards the floor. 

     "Nonsense, your clothes are drenched." he countered while walking around the table to you. He grabbed your hand and placed his other on your back guiding you forward and you couldn't help but blush. "Lets get you something cleaner to wear," he chuckled a little before continuing, "and you can count on a big tip." he laughed. "No! I couldn't accept that" you blushed but he held a hand up, "I insist cicci, and there's no changing my mind." he retorted. 

     Your face exploded in a deep crimson when he called you dear and you couldn't help the goofy smile that spread across your face. If this man was trying to charm you to, it was certainly working. You stopped in front of the staff room door and he stood across from you, "Once again, I am so sorry for my team's actions. I truly can't apologize enough." he apologized but you waved your hands in front of you. "Oh no no no its really ok, I've dealt with worse" you joked, "I have to get back to my team, they're probably already causing more mayhem." he sighed before taking your hand in his. 

     He held it up to his lips and gave the back of your hand a tender kiss that made your face get hot and turn pink. He straightened up before speaking again, "Perhaps we can see each other again, bambolotta~" he leaned closer, "Preferably on a date?" he suggested. You smiled "That could be arranged, only there's one small problem." you teased while wrapping an arm around your waist and the other poking one finger on your cheek and turning away. 

     His smile only grew wider when he picked up on your teasing manner. "And what would that be? I bet I could fix it." he said leaning back into your line of vision and resting is forearm on the wall above you head and placing the other on his waist. You blushed but a smile remained on your face, "I'm afraid I don't know my dates name." you said while giving him a wink and he chuckled.  "How curious, it seems we have the same problem." he taunted, "I think I can fix your problem if you can fix mine?" he said leaning a little closer.

     "(y/n) (l/n), if that fixes anything." He smiled, "What a lovely name amore mio, I'm-" "Mr. Bruno Bucciarati?" your co worker interrupted and he turned his head "Theres a call for you" he announced. "Ah, thank you. Just a moment please." he said. The man nodded and walked back to his podium. "Im afraid we'll have to continue another time, cioccolatino~" he bowed before leaving to do his business. 

     You were taking off your apron when something fell out of your pocket. It was 1000 lira and a scrap of paper with a number and flirtatious comment. You giggled knowing it was from Bruno, you couldn't help but feel a warm sensation fill your chest. Bruno Bucciarati, what a strange man.

hi just a few things to clarify 

cioccolatino- cutie

amore mio- my love

bambolotta- little doll

cicci- honey/sweetie

1000 lira = $75

anyways I was kinda zoned out for half of this so im sorry if its bad :') please correct me if anything is wrong! also sorry for it being short im still figuring this out and rn im just using a wheel to pick characters until I get a specific character.

drink water and get food <3