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(Jolyne) Hello Nurse~

 reader is 21 cause it takes 4 years to get an MD or DO :( that's the requirement to be a prison doctor also side note don't cat call :/ Jolyne does in this and im just saying in real life its a no ok <3 idk if y'all know but sutures literally just means stitches

    You worked at Green Dolphin State maximum facility as a medical examiner in the woman's division. It was kinda like your old job as a nurse but the people had more interesting stories and gave you more interesting experiences. You never knew what would come through those doors next, maybe aftermath from a prison fight resulting in a few metal pipes jammed through a thigh or an abdomen. Or perhaps just a fever that regulation requires you to take a look at.

     Today was slow, no different from usual. Some patients who got the shit beat out of them and some that had high fevers. Only one bed was taken, the patient unconscious and already undergone treatment so you sat at your desk doodling whatever came to mind. All of a sudden your phone rang, meaning you would finally get something to do.

     "Health unit, this is (y/n)." you greeted in a chipper tone, excited to wash away the boredom. Maybe it would be a real blood freak accident, the thought made you excited cause it would give you something to do. "Hey there Dr.(l/n) were sending down two girls, they totally went at it and ones still raging pissed so get a detainment bed." the guard explained to you. "And the other?" you asked which earned a chuckle from the guy on the other side of the phone "She got the shit beat out of her, she's blacked out. Only one detainment bed is necessary." 

     You had just finished getting your tools ready and beds in place when you heard the loud buzz of the gate to your wing opening. You giddily opened your notes on your laptop for documentation after you finish treatment. While your back was turned you started hearing guards yelling and someone growling out cuss words back at them. 

     "Dr. (l/n), where can we strap this one down, its getting tough to hold her already." you heard a guard yell to you with strain evident in his voice. You turned around "Over there, everything is set up." you instructed while slipping on rubber gloves for sanitation. On one bed, a girl sat covered head to toe in bruises, cuts, and scrapes. You saw bite marks on her face and torso which made you slightly giggle at the fucked up implication that she was so pissed she resorted to biting.

     You were curious what could have made this woman so pissed off. Now you turned to the other patient who was being cuffed to the bed on your left. She had black hair that was tied up into space buns, in the front green bangs and braids that looped the buns on top of her head. Her clothes were battered and soiled but from what you could tell it was a navy blue crop top with white lines across it like a spiders web, her pants matching and stylish green soled platform boots. 

     The guards left and you uttered a small thanks before turning back to the other girl and beginning your exam. As you began sutures on rather large wounds, you heard a wolf whistle. Your eyes grew a small bit wider and you paused, turning your head to the source. It turns out, the source is the green haired girl who seemed calm now and eyed your figure. 

     You only blushed and turned back to your sutures, now that you really thought about it she was quite beautiful. "Hellooo nurse~" she teased, referencing the old cartoon show. You continued to ignore her and suture on but it seems she wouldn't be stopped so easily.

      "Hey sweets, I'm talking to you." she called and you could hear her smirk in the tone of her voice. "Are you now." you replied, not letting her know about the small smile or blush lingering on your face. "You'd better believe it. Whats the damage?" she asked and you snickered, "You got her good, she's going to have at least 15 stitches and a cracked rib." You shook your head and heard her laugh loudly, "Good! That bitch is lucky she isn't dead." A small shiver crawled down your back when you heard her tone, "Well now I have to know what happened." you joked.

     You cut the thread on your last stitch and knotted before picking up your sutures kit and taking off your gloves for new ones. A moment of silence sounded before she spoke up "She took my spot in line for the phone, I was gonna call my mom. I don't tolerate people taking my stuff." she boasted.

     "I see. Well, that's a good moral to have." you complimented and turned your head to give her a smile. She seemed to pause with a blush on her face for a moment before snapping back, "Of course it is, Im pretty smart if you couldn't tell. I have lots of redeeming qualities~". Your face blushed red like a tomato at her implications. Now the other girl was done so it was time to patch up the flirty one. You turned back to your station to sanitize and get new materials to fix her up.

     "So you got a name along with all that talk?" you smirked and she mirrored your actions, "Sure do. Names Jolyne Kujo. How about you? Do you have a name along with all that ass?" she giggled and you blushed and turned around with your kit, taking a seat next to her where she still sat cuffed to the bed. "Yes I do, as a matter of fact. Dr. (y/n) (l/n) but don't bother with the formality, (y/n) is just fine." you introduced. 

     "Hmm, cute" she hummed as you started cleaning her small cuts out with antiseptic pads since her condition was much better compared to the other woman. You couldn't help but giggle at her flattery, "You don't look too bad off, just some minor abrasions so I'll patch you up and send you on your way." She leaned to look around you at the other woman and nodded her head towards her since her hands were still cuffed down, "What about her? She wasn't as lucky." You glanced at the beaten woman before turning your attention back to pulling one of her cuts back together with a butterfly bandage. "You're right about that. She's gonna have to stay here overnight so I can keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't go into hypovolemic shock." you explained but all she did was look at you with a blank expression. "Mind speaking English there doc McHotstuff? And I take back what I said about her not being lucky, wish I could spend the night with you, here or maybe your house?" She flirted with a face that still showed confusion.

     You chuckled at her flirting, "Hypovolemic shock happens when someone looses too much blood. Their body gets confused as to where the blood went and shuts down." you explained ignoring her remark and she nodded, she seemed interested which made you happy. "Oh oh ok, that makes sense now. How do you know its happening?" she questioned. "Well heart rate drops, the skin gets cool and clammy, and systemic vascular resistance goes up which basically means blood flow resists flowing." you answered, and looked at her to find her already looking down at you with a smile. "What?" you asked with rose dusted cheeks and she giggled at you, "You're cute when you talk about things you like, your face lights up. Has anyone ever told you that? I'd pinch your cheeks if my hands weren't cuffed." she snickered, " and not just the ones on your face."

     You slapped her arm as your face turned crimson, "You are filthy you know that?" you scolded her with a smile but all the did was laugh at you. "I've been told. You done already?" she asked as you packed away your tools and picked up wrappers. "Yep you're all set now." and you heard her huff and whine as you packed everything away. 

     You heard the buzz of the gate once more and guards come in with cuffs and a straight jacket. "Is crazy ready to go? She's heading to the hole until tomorrow morning" the guard barked while giving Jolyne a sinister look. Your heart sank, you felt bad for her. Solitary confinement? She'd been calm for over half an hour chatting with you. 

     "Actually, I'm gonna hold her overnight for a head injury, wanna keep an eye on her." you told the guard and his smirk immediately dropped and he snapped his head towards you. "I think she's fine you know." he began but you cut him off, "Oh I didn't know you had a doctorates degree, when did you finish med school? Cause I finished it 4 months ago." you snapped at him with your arms crossed and a smirk. 

     He grumbled a 'whatever' and left back through the gates with the unoccupied chains rattling as he stormed out. "Now then, let's call the warden and let him know I'm holding you both overnight." you gave Jolyne a smile and she shot one back at you,

     "Maybe I should get hurt more often"

hellooo im alive sort of! 

Ive been working on this for a while and finally decided to finish it up. I had to whip out my med journal for this one but I think I explained everything. I think ill do some Abbachio next and I just finished SATs to ill be more active hopefully. love you guys and request whatever you'd like!