Sonic.exe : Retold

Strange Feeling

After I had booted the game up, I could immediately tell that something wasn't right, especially in the background. There were a whole bunch of graphical errors and whatnot, some parts of the background weren't coloured in properly, some parts from other levels were clipping into the ocean, and the sky, for whatever reason, wasn't there..but the clouds were? "I don't know," I thought to myself, "this is a pretty old game, how old is it? 20..30 years old?" I didn't think much of it when these thoughts came to mind..but then sonic showed up. Sonic was the ONLY THING I saw that looked at least remotely correct and not corrupted. The only thing I thought was a bit off with him was the fact that he was smiling with his teeth visible. In other videos I saw of this game being played, sonic didn't show his teeth, it was just his mouth that we were able to see, nothing else. Another thing i noticed right off of the bat, were the fact that sonics teeth were a stain of yellow. Did he just not brush his teeth throughout the 30 years he was inside that game or something? I don't know. But then when I started the game, sonics eyes turned black, like the game was just deciding to glitch at this moment. I thought to myself, "just remember, Thomas, this game is like, REALLY old, who cares if the game has outdated graphics? I would at LEAST want the game to be fun." But when I actually started the game, I started thinking that..this wasn't unintentional. Sonics mouth started stretching, wider and wider, and the more it stretched, the more I noticed that there were ORGANS piled up inside of his mouth, to the point where it looked like there was a giant orephus inside of sonics mouth. At this point, I was freaked the FUCK out by all of this, and I already wanted to exit the game, but for some reason, I felt like I had to keep playing. This was unlike any sonic game I've seen before, so..I kept on going.