Well, my name is Alex Burns, might as well descirbe myself now I have long wavy brown hair with some blonde and red mixed in and it goes down to mid back. My eyes are green with brown flakes im fairly tan being
half Italian and im 5'3 so people *cough* my idiot friends *cough* call me leprehaun -.-. Oh stupid me i'm also 17 well soon to be 18! *que HAPPY DANCE!* Sorry about that, anyways, i'm a Secret Agent and best in the business..not to be full of myself! I love what I do!. My lovely boss Roger thinks im immature Pssh as if :L. He loves me though! xD Well on with my story!..
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"But Rog-" I started to say but got cut off by Roger mean sport! -.- He's currently trying to get me to be a bodyguard for some boys.....he's winning...sooo defeated! "Agent Burns you have to do this no buts about it now go pack your things your off to London in about 2 hours" What the flapjacks I have to pack my things and I only have 2 hours til my plane leaves!? Jee thanks for the heads up Roger..*gue sarcasm* "2 hours! Why do I have to leave so soon?" This is like worse then the time I dropped my packet of skittles in the pool and I jumped in to get them...I take my skittles seriously -.-. "I know it's such short notice Agent Burns but they need you down there as soon as possible" He said it with his usual serious face and tone which always makes me crack a Llama smile or something wait what....Then Roger snaps in my face "Holy unicorns!" I put my hand over my chest. "Twas not necessary Rog!" "Agent just get moving or you'll be late I know you can do this your the best one for it the car that's taking you to the airport is outfront" I sigh and say "Can you at least tell me who i'll be guarding PLEASE!" that's when I pull the puppy dog eyes nobody can resist! xD Ihear Roger sigh heavily JACKPOT! "Fine, you'll be the new bodyguard for One Direction" holy.unicorns.doing.backflips. I'm guarding them!
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That flight was boooooooring except when I got on the flight attendants nerves Hey just because im a Secret Agent doens't mean I have to be all uptight and serious heck im the exact opposite but when it comes to serious things I do go normal. I had to change into my badass ninja suit ok I only call it that but it looks like it! It's a black leather suit I only wear it when I have my weapons with right now I have my two pistols in my boots, 5in. knife in my sleeve, and a couple gadgets from the agency in my belt. Never can be to sure ya know?. Anyways right now im in the London Airport trying to find a guy named Paul. He's taking me to where i'll be staying with the boys. "Agent Burns?" I hear a real husky voice says behind me. I turn around to see a very tall muscular man who im guessing is Paul. "That's me but you can just call me Alex" I say while giving him a warm smile. Paul smiles back and says "Alright, well, it's nice to meet you Alex let'sgo and introduce you to the boys" I smile and wait til he starts walking ahead of me....Three...Two...One. I let out a battle cry and jump onto Paul's back "GO HORSEY GO!" Paul freaks out at first but then chuckles and starts jogging to the van like he's carrying nothing. Paul's my new BESTIE!
One hell of an interesting car ride later.....
"And this is where you will be staying Alex." Paul says as I jump on him again piggyback rides are awesome! I gape at the house infront of me...I wonder if they have skittles...wait off topic! stupid brain-.-....The house is huge it's three stories with multiple windows in the front with about four white pillars. The porch is huge and has about 5 chairs and a porch swing. Paul see's my face and starts to chuckle then I give him this face -.- which makes him chuckle even more hmph I can't win. Then I smirk and scream in Paul's ear "ONWARD PAULY!" At that he starts running towards the porch while im cackaling and bouncing on his back. Paul knocks on the front door so I jump off of Paul's back when someone with messy brown hair and beautiful blue eyes opens the door. "PAUL!" Next thing I know is Paul's on the ground with about 5 guys ontop of him. I don't really know what to do so I clear my throat and all 6 heads snap to me and all 5 boys gape at me that's when I realize im still in my suit from the Agency. "Hi i'm Alex and i'll be your new bodyguard"
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I Have To Guard.....Them? (One Direction FanFic)
FanfictionAlex Marie Burns isn't what people would call..normal. The boys come into some trouble that they need help for, and what do you know? Alex is there for the job. This is a story where a whole lot of crazy, and unimaginable things happen, at least...
