I narrowed my eyes at the little leprechaun. I saw him shuffle under my gaze. goooooood. I let out my battle cry and lunged over the backseat and tackled Niall to the car floor. He squeeked, may I add quite girlish at mah sudden attack, Alex like a puma!
"GIMMIE MAH FOOOD!" I screamed I could hear the boys laughing their heads off in the front.
"No!" Why I...that's it I grabbed a hold of his arm and bit him he squeeked in pain and dropped the food I ninja rolled towards it picked it up, then lunged over the chairs and landed on someones lap. The person groaned in pain I looked back and saw it was Lou, I nuzzled closer and put my head on his chest holding my food MINE close to me.
"She bit me!" Niall screehed while rubbing his forearm. If looks could kill, i'd be dead. I nuzzled closer to Lou if that's even possible to try and get away from the jacked up leprechaun.
"Is he gonna eat me" I whispered to Lou, he chuckled and slipped his arm around my waist and whispered back
"I wouldn't let him" for some odd reason I got this weird feeling in my stomach when he got that close, and saying he would protect me from the hungry jacked up Nialler. I snapped out of my thoughts when Paul announced we were back home I squeeled like a little girl and ran to the house not caring how bad my feet hurt right now I ripped open the door and plopped onto the couch, being the lazy person I am.
"Comfy there love" I heard someone chuckle. I opened one eye to see Zayn hovering above me I chuckled.
"Quite actually" he broke into a fit of man giggles, well laugh at my laziness it's cool. He composed himself after awhile, picked up my legs sat down, then placed my legs on his lap.
"Who said you could sit"
"My arse" I broke into laughter and rolled off the couch and onto the floor.
"What did you do?"
"Is she broken?"
"I WANNA JOIN!" were some of the things I heard. I leapt up from my spot and roamed around the house in the search of my pony. I spotted him outside by the pool, perfect. In my mind right now I am rubbing my hands together and doing my evil laugh....MUAHAHAHA! to much.....meh I don't care. Ok, back to my plan. I undid my utility belt and made sure none of my bullets fell out, then reached down and undid the strap on my leg for my knife, slowly took off my shoes, slipped off my shirt and shorts, ok I know what your thinking why the fliping unicorns are you strippin gurl!? Well, Bra and undies juuuuuust like a bikini which you use for swimming da same thing gurls.
I spun around when I heard a ckoing noise and there stood all the lads with their eyes wide like they would pop and jaws touching the ground, I felt my cheeks start to burn THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIRRRREEE, no, ok song time over. I put my finger to my lips telling the lads to be quiet they very slowly nodded their heads. I turned back around smirking, isn't it just great that the diving board is right there, and that the one and only Paul was standing rigggght by it. So, without hesitating I let out my very well known by now battle cry and ran towards the diving board Paul's eyes were beyond wide.
"ALEX!" he screamed. I smirked and picked up the pace and launched myself off the diving board doing a perfect cannonball. Once, I popped my head from underneath the water I came face to knees, the mans tall, with Paul I looked up and he was soaked from the very tips of his hairs all the way down to his very nice shoes, well, that must suck man. I quickly got out of the pool, grabbed a towel and ran inside. I could hear Paul yelling from in my room, well my work here is done.
I sauntered over to my ensuite and stripped from my remaining clothing and took a quick shower, once I was done I grabbed my towel and wrapped it tightly around my body while heading over to my closet. Hmmm what to weaaaar.
I shrugged and picked out an Obey Sweatshirt, a red pair of jeans, black TOMS, and a red beanie. I decided to just let my hair take it's natural set of waves and hopped down the stairs to the boys who were, for once no where to be seen.
"BOO"
"AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THE GOBLINS AGAIN!" I screamed while jumping over the couch and doing a perfect wait for ittttt......................*many moments later* FACEPLANT *jazz hands*.
"Y-you should h-h-have seen your f-face"
I popped my head over the couch to see Harry doubled over in laughter, well give me a heartattack so I can't have those ninja babies, again you.read.nothing.
"I will find you and I will kill you" I said slowly, he looked up wiping a fake tear away.
"But, i'm right here love" he smirked, well.
"I see, well then later I will find you and possibly cut your curls" I replied smoothly while adjusting my beanie and plopping on the couch.
"You wouldn't dare" I shrugged.
"Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't now go get the lads it's time for a little adventure" I told him while rubbing my hands together and smirking. He plopped himself on the arm rest of a chair. I raised my eyebrow at him.
"I said-" I got cut off by him screaming...."LADS GET YOUR ARSES IN HERE" lovely right?
He looked over smirking at me before you heard a complete stampede run into the lounge.
While they were all taking their seats I said that we were off to the store.
~~~~~~~~~ARRIVED AT STOOOOOOORE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was waiting for them to pile out of the van while I had my hand gripped tightly around the rail of a shopping cart, I turned to them while a huggggge smile on my face.
"So, your all gonna learn what Nascart is today lads"
A/N
Ok, so I hope you guys like it! I wanna thank you guys for the great Birthday wishes it means so much! Ok, so i'm not sure when the next chapter will be up, and guess what I have a stalker of some sort, he is a creeeepooo.
So, if you guys have a stalker take mah advice, kick them in the side and yell..."THIS IS SPARTA!" trust meh it works, because well uh yeah....
Soooooo, people avoid me now, well the ones that are freaked out, which is like uhm half or something I don't know.
Ok, so yada yada yada, I would really like if you guys asked me questions! Like a talk show, but on computers yeah..we can be awkward like that :3
Also, if you guys have an ideas...PLEASE SHARE THEM. I know where you hide them! To much? o.0 yeah...
Again, yada yada yada...i'm eating food...wait no, not really but im hungry, meh same thing.
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