Welp, here I am. Living the dream. I have the most shitty apartment ever imaginable, no job, liquor is my best friend, and I think I got my water shut off a week ago. Yep, life doesn't get better than this.
I sigh and decide to get up. I can't stay on my twin well feeling sorry for myself forever. (Even though I want too). I drag myself to my fridge that's like 5 feet away. Well looks like I have mustard, leftover chinese from like two weeks ago, and a stupid amount of monster energy.
Honestly how did I get to this point? Whoa, I just sounded like my old man. Jeez I gotta get out more! Well I needed food anyway. Shopping it is. It's a good thing I'm sober today, that's kinda rare these days. I look outside, a thick layer of glimmering snow is covering the ground. How convenient. I think I've been cursed. God, I hate snow I always have. I don't even have a snow jacket, just a thin hoodie. So much for protection from the elements. Well it's better than nothin. Hmm the budget looks like 20$ Well better get creative.
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Momma's boy
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