What Has To Be The Stupidest Idea In The World -Tilda

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'Cause when we jumped the ship, oh, man, that boat, it flipped -American Authors

EXTRA INFO: This is at a group camp


I jumped off the flying fox which was over a billabong (lake) , and went to go sit down with my friends, Charlotte and Tamyen. 

"Hi guys," I said as I approached them. Tammy  grinned. "Hi,"

"What?" I say. She didn't usually smile like that. Tammy pointed to the billabong. "Take a look."

My eyes widened as I saw Isaac, Noah, Edward and a Venturer all squished up on one TINY kayak. I snorted. "My god, that has to be the stupidest idea, like, ever."

She chuckled. "Yeah, I think Edward's going to get out and try to capsize them."

And he was. We all watched as he ran to the other side to meet them there. We watched as most of the guys made it out in time..... Except for Noah. The kayak half capsized, them Edward shoved into the middle of the lake, taking the oars with him so Noah would be stuck there.

Through tears of laughter, I said, "He's doomed."

Charlotte shook her head. "Nah, he isn't. Look."

I took a deep breath, stopped laughing, and............. started laughing all over again, because he was using his hands as oars, which was actually quite funny and very efficient.

"That's actually working really well," Tammy said. I nodded. "This group is hilarious,"

"Sure is," she replied.

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