Coal-Grace

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So I think that we all know I am crazy but we will see after this.

I just got home from school and I was hungry and my dad bought two things of coal because I was doing secret santa with gymnastics and the person I got said she did not want coal so being the family that we are we bought her coal as a joke. So I decided to eat some of the coal- which actually tasted like blackberries-and then I ate almost the entire container of coal. The next morning, being proud of my coal eating experience I told my friends that I ate coal and while I was eating more coal. Turns out I ate so much that there were only 6 pieces left in the entire container so I went through the day, as usual, English (my least favorite subject), choir, math, lunch, band, science, gymnastics, study hall, and finally social studies, and when I got home I was hungry again but we would be eating soon so I only ate two more pieces of coal. Then the next morning I did the same again eating the rest making sure to offer my dad the last piece of coal.

So do you people think I am crazy?

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