Paradoxes Galore

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【Shuichi's Side Hoes】

» LegalStalker is online.

BigTittyGF:
NO THAT'S NOT TRUE

Survivor#1:
YES IT IS

LegalStalker:
What's going on?

YourKing:
BABE OMG OMG OMG OMG HI

LegalStalker:
Ko we saw each other a few hours ago

YourKing:
AND?

Survivor#1:
GUYS OKAY STOP AND LISTEN TO US

YourKing:
The question is: If Mario's full name is Mario Mario, then what's Luigi's full name?

Survivor#1:
IT'S LUIGI MARIO. THEY'RE BROTHERS. THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME

BigTittyGF:
THAT'S STUPID, IT'S PROBABLY LUIGI LUIGI

YourKing:
WHO CARES

Survivor#1:
Shuichi what do you think?

Shuichi?

BigTittyGF:
LMAO HE'S ALREADY GIVEN UP

LegalStalker:
I looked it up. Luigi's canon name is Luigi Mario.

BigTittyGF:
WHAT

Survivor#1:
HAH I WAS RIGHT

YourKing:
MY SHU IS SO SMART!!

LegalStalker:
Hush Ko

Survivor#1:
NEW QUESTION

If you replace an entire ship with new parts, is it the same ship?

LegalStalker:
No? You've built a new one

YourKing:
:o I agree with Shumaiiii

BigTittyGF:
It's the same ship dumbfucks

Survivor#1:
Hmmm

YourKing:
New question, if you put your brain into a different body, are you still the same person?

BigTittyGF:
Without my tits? Nah, diff person 100%

Survivor#1:
But your brain IS you, so you'd be the same person in a different body

LegalStalker:
You'd be dead

BigTittyGF:
WAIT COCKITCHY THIS ONES FOR YOU

If that wooden boy pinocchio bitch says 'i told a lie' then would his nose grow or not?

Survivor#1:
That's too fucking much

YourKing:
His nose woudn't grow

LegalStalker:
That would then mean he lied because he actually told the truth

YourKing:
... fuck

LegalStalker:
I have another one. If you go back in time to kill your dad, what would happen?

YourKing:
Your dad would be dead

Wait

Survivor#1:
But then you'd never be born so you'd be dead

BigTittyGF:
Which means youd never kill him so he'd be alive and you would be too, but then youd kill him so

LegalStalker:
What if it would just create a loop where you and your dad die, and then you're alive, but then you kill your dad and you die

» Ryoma is online.

Ryoma:
It's 3am. Go the fuck to sleep

LegalStalker:
Sorry Ryoma

Survivor#1:
C'mon, live a little!

LegalStalker:
We should go to sleep guys

YourKing:
>:( Only if I can sleep with you

LegalStalker:
Sure

BigTittyGF:
Can I listen

YourKing:
THE FUCK?

» Ryoma is offline.

LegalStalker:
WE AREN'T HAVING SEX

Survivor#1:
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

LegalStalker:
Fuck this

» LegalStalker is offline.


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