Pass, Sex, Hit (A Harry Styles AU)

Chapter 19

Lexi's POV

We just landed at San Francisco at 3 in the fucking morning. I cannot stay up late, at least not this late. Unlike Lil, that girl never needs sleep. Finally, I get back to my dorm only to find it empty. Why does it seem so empty...? Wait, my stuff is all there, but Lily's is gone. Holy fuck. She got robbed. Oh shit she is gonna be pissed. They even took her cat sheets. Wait... Did she move out?! What did I do this time? Fuck, time for damage control... I pull out my phone and press 'Gingerlicious Definition Make Them Boys Go Loco', her contact name, and call.

"Hey lex, what's up?" Lily answers. How does she not sound tired? It is so late/early! Did she not even go to bed?! This chick...

"Did you get robbed?! Or did you move?! What did I do?!" I ask her frantically. I hear a laugh from the other end of the line.

"Shit sorry, I forgot to tell you that I moved in with Louis." Awe. They are such a cute couple!

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! OHMIGOD CONGRATS, BABE! Anyways, can I call you tomorrow. I. need. sleep. Unlike some people..." I say groggily after a yawn.

"Yeah sure. Byeeeee." She makes kissy noises and I laugh.

I click off my phone and by the time my phone hits the nightstand, I'm asleep... Only to be woken a few minutes later by someone slipping into bed and wrapping their arms around my waist. The only thing that makes it ok is that it's Harry.

"Now that Lily has moved out, you should stay with me at the frat!" He whispers jokingly. I start to laugh. Wait, that isn't a bad idea...

"Wait, actually I should. I mean if you don't mind..." I start. He cocks his head to the side.

"Why would I mind, that is actually a great idea. Who's great idea? Mine. Plus you moving in means sex. Like all. The. Time." He smirks. I just roll my eyes.

"Can I move in tomorrow? Right now I need sleep." I ask/declare. My eyelids feel so heavy.

"Yeah sure, night babe." He kisses my hair and I smile, half asleep already.

"Night." I whisper, and the darkness overcomes me.

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Harry's frat is having a party so obviously, we are going. We walk through the doors and see that Niall is already shitfaced, shocker, and dancing like a stripper. Then I see a group of people sitting in a circle so we go to join them. We see that they are playing Truth or Dare. College kids are secretly horny 13 year old children, I swear...

"Louis, truth or dare?" Some whore named Eleanor asks Lily's man.

"Truth." He replies and he pulls Lil onto his lap. Aaawww....

"If you had to date anyone in this circle, besides Lily, who would it be?" Mother fucker.... Lily looks P.I.S.S.E.D. Lil full on bitch slaps Eleanor! Holy fuck! I crack up and cheer Lily on.

"Bitch! He is mine. Go fuck Starbucks, it's literally the only thing you basic ass bitch likes." She shouts at her. Shit she must be really drunk...

"Oook, calm down, calm down." I place a hand on her shoulder. Lil just laughs. Eleanor goes to get some ice from the fridge. Thot.

"Maybe lay off the beer, k, Lil?" I suggest. Jesus, what have I become? I'm not her fucking mother. She nods.

"Zayn, truth or dare?" I ask.

"Dare." He says. I think for a second...GOT IT!

"Does your grandma have a phone?" I ask him with a smirk.

"Um, yeah..." He says cautiously.

"Call her and say hi, but then just start saying vagina after each of her sentences." I say and Lily cracks up. She is drunk off her ass.

"Poor grammy..." He mumbles as he gets his phone out. He presses his grandmas contact and puts it on speaker. Hells yeah.

"Hello Zayn, I always love hearing from you!" His grandma says cheerfully. Aw, now I feel bad.

"Hi." He says, frowning.
"Why did you call, Zayney?" I look at Harry and he is laughing while mouthing Zayney. I stifle a giggle.

"Vagina." He says with a grimace.

"Excuse me?!" The sweet old lady says

"Vagina." Zayn replies, yet again.

"What?" She asks.

"Vagina."

"Zayn Javadd Malik, why do you keep repeating the word 'Vagina' over and over?" She says sternly.

"Vagina." He says and then hangs up the phone.

Well that was an interesting night...

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I close my last drawer of stuff in Harry's room.

"Done!" I say with a smile. He pulls me into a kiss and dips me. I laugh and scream.

"We should do laundry." Harry says. What the fuck...?

"Um, why?" I raise my eyebrow at him.

"So I can't get these off you." He says, tugging at my clothes. I laugh and pull him in for a sweet kiss. This guy...