MCU-Interracial Stories and Oneshots [Book 2]

NSFW Alphabet- Wade Wilson ⚠️

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....a beautiful day for a neighbor...oh hello.

Are you here to find out all my dirty little bedroom secrets? How naughty of you

You might take notice to how this NSFW Alphabet chapter is a bit different from the others, well that's because I thought it would be nice to tell you my own kinks and screws

So let's get started, shall we?

Aftercare- I love it. Um, 10/10 for me. I especially like it when I get a little massage afterwards. Im not as young as I used to be, I definitely catch a few cramps

Body- oh I love my legs. They're sexy, kinda muscle-ly, just fucking amazing

Cum- I usually have an abnormal about of semen shooting from my no-no part. Like, it's a lot- but it's thick and creamy...like my mom's mushroom soup or slightly warm sour cream.

Dirty Secret- I like thigh riding, actually. It's feels really good- aside from when I sometimes squish my balls and my penis can get in the way but um, it's pretty cool.

Experience- Yeah I have plenty of experience. Um, there was that one time. And then there was that other...time.

Favorite position- I definitely enjoy 69. It's probably the most beautiful sexy position out there. But, if I'm not doing 69- there's this position I like that involves balance beams and ribbons......use your imagination.

Goofy- Goofy? In bed? Me? Never!

Hair- I think you would be pleased to know that I do wax my pubes, but I'm completely fine if you have a little goatee or something. Hair doesn't bother me.

Intimacy- I hate intimacy, but I do like a closeness between two people in a relationship.

Jack Off- Yes, I am a strong advocate for jacking off. I feel it should be a sport.

Kinks- I like food in the bedroom. Again, use your imagination.

Location- I prefer to do it somewhere near my enemies dead bodies, massive turn on.

Motivation- I actually like words of affirmation. Yeah. You know, just tell me I'm doing a good job. Tell me not to give up. Tell me better luck next time.

NO- I will NOT let you grab and/or squeeze my ass.............okay fine, I'll let you grab and/or squeeze my ass

Oral- You know, I like oral. But anal is where it's at.

Pace- I like it slow, you gotta be gentle with me. I'm sensitive.

Quickie- I prefer slow sex, like I said. Slow and steady produces a nice orgasm.

Risk- You may think I'm crazy for this, but I actually like to do it in gas station bathrooms. Can you imagine the look of shock on a 6'2, 325 pound trucker coming in there and seeing that? He'll forget all about the gas station chili dog he just had.

Stamina- I can last a record breaking 6 minutes. On Sundays, I may even get to 8.

Toys- Dildos are great...

Unfair- I could never tease you like that, but I do like to be teased. Orgasm control is hot.

Volume- If I'm being honest, I'm pretty loud in bed. But I like to shout out random titles of B movies just to keep the neighbors guessing.

Wild Card- I enjoy covering myself in paint and having sex on a large canvas...non-toxic paint of course.

Zzz- I love sleeping, so yes. Fuck, sleep, repeat.