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Vlog #63 | clearing the leaked video

"hey" i greeted laughing not having a sign of embarrassment

"how can you even do a intro at this point???" Scarlett scoff chuckling dropping her arms

"i look good in every angle of those vids" i mumbled smiling before she slap her forehead

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"ok! so me being me...yes i didn't take it as a big of a deal like ok you got my vids yay" i stated sarcastically

"and like I've already made films that I'm fully naked so it doesn't really make any change on me too" Scarlett stated and i raise my hand for a high five

"I'm actually waiting for pornhub to contact me...like seriously i sign up last night" i added and Scarlett started wheezing

"waitt is that why you asked me to pic you last night?" she asked hitting her own elbow and i nodded

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"ok enough shits.....uhhh you probably watch the video right now and yeah i got a dick a blah blah blah"

"and like just to make the situation a little lighter...i made y'all send me some questions and yes this is a great way of coming back after your videos has been leaked" i added

"mags hit it!" i huff

"how big is it....be specific" maggie asked

"ohhh bigger than your dads"Scarlett answered making me laugh out loud

"ok don't know!!! what am I supposed to do?? measure it???" i asked shaking my head

"i know the answer... I'll say 7inches when it's soft and maybe like between 9-10 when hard..and she's thick" Scarlett says winking

"really??? awww is it that small?" i pouted

"what do you mean small??? you're literally hitting my small intesti----

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"does Scarlett's parents know about it?" Maggie asked

"dude...they probably see ths videos so.."

"ok how about before the vids" Maggie says trying to make a point

"do they?" i asked Scarlett

"well my mom always ask me if you're wearing a strap Everytime we're there........coz y'know..it always shows" Scarlett says awkwardly

"why would she be looking at my crouch" i mumbled weird out

"soo yeah, I don't think they knew...jut my sister do"

"really?" i asked

"if you would stop wearing boxers and not lock the door...she might not know" she huff

"dudeeeee my house, my body, my rules"

"STOP!! CALLING!!! ME!! DUDE!!!!"

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"does your friends know"

"half of our friends are my exes" i sigh

"and that speaks for it self" Scarlett added with a sigh

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"y/n have you ever been weird out or like ever wish to remove it"

"at first i was really insecure about it like i even use tapes to like hide it...but then j download a app called Wattpad"

"Wattpad? what's that?" Scarlett asked confused

"oh trust me red you don't wanna know" i smirked

"so yeah i downloaded it and actually freak out when i read some stories that i have a penis..i was like how the fuck did they found out??? turns out it's normal for them and it's just their imagination" i added laughing

"so Wattpad is like an app where you can read and write books?"

"yeah basically"

"do you write there?"

"yeah"

"what kind??" she asked tilting her head looking really intimidated

"next question" i sigh sarcastically dodging her question

"Scarlett do you know y/n is an intersex before you even got in a relationship with her?"

"no....she was my best friend but she never told me about it..well sometimes her crouch always gets my attention but i always thought she's wearing a strap.....so i always like tend to not look coz I think it's really hot..and y'know"

"the thing is...hard or soft this anaconda is hard to fucking hide" i stated sarcastically earning a slap on my thigh

"so yeahh we got in a relationship and then i initiate the first move and the next thing i know...rip my vigina"

"do you really need to say it that straight to the point?? like you can call it coochie or something..why do you always need to proclaimed that it's a VIGINA" i asked wheezing looking at her weird out before she looked down hiding her face also laughing
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"What triggers it?"

"ohhh when i do this" Scarlett answered putting her hand on my thigh literally close enough to touch it making me flinch and hide my face embarrassed

"seee... it's like plant..look how it grows" Scarlett says poking it playfully before squeezing it and rest her hand

"you're crazyyy stopppp" i huff laughing removing her hand and she rolled her eyes

"god, look how hard are you...that looks like a mountain"

"i can't do this, give me a minute to calm the fuck down" y/n sigh and maggie throws a pillow on her to hide the huge bulge growing on her gray sweatpants

"but like if i massage it" Scarlett smirked and i playfully distance my seat away from hers making her chuckle

a/n

yeah this is just really short coz i just want to make a transition for introducing y/n as a g!p