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Vlog #105 | best friend moments part 5

Scarlett pov

me and y/n are just casually eating outside when a group of nuns walked down the streets and one of them is actually in a wheelchair

"yo scar.....what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?" y/n asked chewing already making me chuckle

"what?"

"virgin mobile" she stated and just looked away choking on my food

"ok uhmm what is the difference between a nun and a brick?" i asked

"ohh she's ready..what?" she chuckled

"bricks get laid.."

"you're going in hell with me" she laugh giving me a high five

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so we're at an orphanage helping our friend to pick a kid and i honestly think we're just here to mess up everything

"scar?" y/n says getting my attention

"look at that kid taking a family of picture" she stated pointing at a orphan

"she's taking a selfi---- oh my god y/n" i chuckled shaking my head and hit her arm playfully realizing it

"ok uhm why does orphans can't be gay?'" she asked again

"why?"

"they can't call anyone mommy" she responded making me burst out laughing as the nuns look at us weird out.

"what is the difference between an orphan and a apple?" yep she got a lot in her mind when shes bored

"what?"

"apples get picked..."

"please stop" i stated hiding my face laughing

"wait do you know ths 'F' in orphan stands for family?" she asked again

"there's no F in orpha----c'mon lets get you a fucking rosary" i responded pulling her away from the kids

i swear her humor is darker than satan himself

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" no....wayyy" y/n states shocked with glossy eyes as we opened this whole ass chicken she cooked and it got a lot of eggs inside

"i just murdered children..." she mumbled and i just pull her in a hug rubbing her back while she sob

"it's ok" i stated tapping her back dealing with her who knows what kind of mind

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we're just casually hanging out at y/n's place binge watching marvel movies and series while literally eating everything at her pantry and fridge

the doorbell suddenly rang and we both look at each other and stood up opening the door

a sweet looking woman greeted y/n with a smile pulling her in a hug making Me stun on my place

i mean i know she's into milfs but like..wtf?

"i missed you too" y/n chuckled after the woman released her

"oh by the way scar this is my mom" she stated and i just had this feeling of relief inside me

"hey...oh she looks so pretty uh? you really have a taste" her mom teased hitting y/n by her elbow

"jeez you're embarrassing me" y/n mumbled rolling her eyes

"how long have you been dating? did you do the tingle tingle already? hows my daughter?" her mom asked me while y/n just looked away hiding her face embarrassed

"oh... Uhmm we're just friends..my name is Scarlett" i answered smiling

"really? you know i think she likes you... she's into older women than her" she proclaimed wiggling her brows before winking

"I'm gonna pretend you didn't said that" y/n stated awkwardly with a sigh

"oh don't be stubborn i know your type and she fits them all, by the way i cooked and thought i will bring you some" her mom says and literally walked pass beside us to go to the kitchen

"Scarlett come here, have a taste" she says and i just shrug before walking towards her while y/n closed the door and followed me behind

"this is y/n's favorite" she says giving me a ice cream

"that is homemade chocolate ice cream full of nuts...my own recipe" she says as y/n literally run to get a cup for her self

"oh...wow... that's really amazing" i huff tasting it really surprised actually. it's not that sweet and the chocolate is in between dark and milk chocolate..and the nutty flavor is just everything

"oh my god...heaven" y/n says tasting hers with close eyes moaning

"you should try this too, this is called carbonara...also y/n's favorite" she says giving me this white looking spaghetti

"hmm you're such an amazing cook!" i says literally the best pasta dish I've ever tasted

"do you want me to teach you?" she asked smiling and i nodded

"well that's unfair, when lizzie tried to cook on your kitchen you literally kicked her out of the house" y/n mumbled rolling her eyes still eating her Ice cream

"lizzie? i told you she's just gonna hurt you but you didn't listen to me.. i love Scarlett for you, she has my vote and bless" her mom says making me blush

" eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe" y/n teased mimicking her moms accent before she tried to literally hit her with a spatula but y/n dodge it laughing and just go back to the sofa to continue watching No way home

"why don't you like lizzie for her? lizzie is actually a great person" i asked eating the pasta while she's organizing y/n's fridge

"they always argue and when they we're still in a relationship i always see y/n quiet and just staring out of nowhere. i really don't like that girl for her" her mom whispered trying to not be heard by y/n

"and you look like you're never hurt her so I am in favor of you to be my daughter in law" she added making me chuckle

"but y/n doesn't like me that way" i responded nibbling my food

"what if she does?" she asked racing a brow making me look at her confuse

"you see y/n has been reported many times for her player actions but one thing no knows is that....if she's just gonna play on that girl she's not gonna waste any time and just be with her....but when she genuinely love a girl she has no courage on telling them what she feels so she will just hang out with you..that way she can still be with that person"

"you think....she likes me?" i asked hesitantly

"believe me every traits of a girl she wants is on you" she winked making me chuckle
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