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Vlog #94 | Christmas day

y/n pov

"hello bishes" rose greeted taking the opportunity while Scarlett bought us drinks

"if mommy found this video I am not guilty for that intro" i said seriously as she giggled on my arms

"heyyy bubs got you your coffee and baby here is your cake pops" Scarlettsays coming in the car with the goods she bought

"why are you Giggling?" she asked playfully tickling rose

"mama made me say hello bishes"

"WHAT?????" I asked shaking my head and she started wheezing

"y/n" Scarlett huff looking at me seriously

"I'm just kidding" rose added still wheezing hitting her lap

"sooo we're on our way to the first orphanage where rose becomes ms santa" i said as she keeps on moving on my lap

"stop doodling with mama you're gonna hit me, we're gonna crash" Scarlett chuckled trying to focus on the road

"crash? like how auntie mags have a crush on mama?" rose asked and i just know one of this days me and Scarlett will separate because of this kid

"no babe that kind of crash is irritating the crash I'm talking about is deadly" Scarlett answered smiling making me look away and just laugh to myself

"well rose its kind of the same because mommy becomes deadly when talking about auntie mags kind of crash" i added

"I'm confused" rose pouted

"and I'm gay" i stated

"and i second emotion" Scarlett says laughing

"what's gay?" she asked

"you know when you like someone the same gender as you" Scarlett explained

"gender?"

"uhh ok lets take this educationally not maliciously, girls have what we call vigina and boys have penis those are the body parts down there where you pee...so when a girl likes someone who has the same body part as her she's gay" i explained trying to be s I'merious at explaining something at least once in my life

"so mommy is not gay?"

"oh baby mommy is beyond gay" she chuckled

"no coz as mama says you have the vagayna and mama doesn't have that so you're not gay"

"well we can't explain that one to you for now"

"why not??"

" baby please shut up even for just 1 hour" i complained as my hate for kids is being triggered

"y/n.." Scarlett warned

"sorry"

"it's ok mama but like why is the ca----"

"rose...please" Scarlett huff stopping the car and just close her eyes channeling her inner peace of mind

rose actually stayed quiet...but just for 5 minutes as she tries to talk and ask non stop again

we finally arrived...thankgod. the nuns greeted us with the biggest smile as their man workers help us get their part of the presents

"hi, nice to see your beautiful family again. how is it been?" the nun asked as rose run to the other kids volunteering on giving them gifts

"really blessed...our year has been the best" Scarlett aswered, when talking to these kind of people...like nuns i stay quiet and let Scarlett do the talking.