SMASH OR PASS - SLEEPOVER MADNESS

CHAPTER TWENTY SIX

SUGA - Well everyone, say hello to our newest couple, my beautiful babies Kageyama and Hinata. We could all see this coming from the first day that we found them arguing in the gym. Your Karasuno family congratulate you both ❤❤

KAWA - Yayy Tobio chan and Chibi chan look so cute together. 😍

KAGS & HINATA - Thank you everyone 🥰

SUGA - OK our next person to choose their HOTTIE is Noya and here is the picture

MAKKI - Holy shit that is one gorgeous boi, however he does look suspiciously like Karasuno's Ace. Does someone have a tiny crush

SUGA - OK Noya, give reasons

NOYA - I think it's pretty much self explanatory, don't you. I have a HUGE, ALL CONSUMING CRUSH' on one of my closest friends but don't worry Asahi, I won't bother you. Oh and I'd SMASH the guy in the photo

DAICHI - Asahi, I think that you should go next, okay?

ASAHI - PASS on the guy but I have something to say to Noya.

NOYA - OK I'm listening

ASAHI - Noyai'velikedyouforsolongbutithoughtyouwerestraightbecauseyousimpafterkiyoko...

DAICHI - Asahi take a breath and start again 🙂

ASAHI - Noya I've liked you for so long but I thought you were straight because you simp after Kiyoko ☺

NOYA - You like me? 😳

ASAHI - Yes Noya, I do.

NOYA - I just think that Kiyoko is a beautiful person inside and out but I'm in love with you ❤

SUGA - OMFG, you LOVE him?

ASAHI - YOU LOVE ME!!!!!

NOYA - YES

SUGA - OK you two go to my room and talk and we'll carry on with the vote.

DAICHI - Holy shit Suga, did you know about this? 😲

SUGA - No, not a clue. I'm Shooketh!!!

TANAKA - I may have known about Noya but he asked me not to say anything to anyone. Please don't kill me 😬

SUGA - I'll deal with you later. Ok everyone, let's vote.

DAICHI - I can't, all I see is Asahi so I've gotta PASS

SUGA - The guy in the picture is so pretty though, sorry Daichi. SMASH

TANAKA - He is pretty but I can't do that to Noya so PASS

ENNO - Sorry too much hair. PASS

TSUKI - BALDIES for ENNO 😂

ENNO - Fuck you bitch 🤬

HINATA - I think the guy in the photo is very pretty. SMASH

KAGS - Sorry, I only like cute, so PASS

HINATA - Like me Bakayama

KAGS - Yes Boke, just like you 🍊

HINATA - Meanie ☹

TSUKI - Sorry the guys just to pretty for me. PASS

YAMS - Well I think he's stunning 🤩 so SMASH

KAWA - I must admit he is very pretty but I like my men with rough edges just like my Iwa chan 😘

IWA CHAN - Kawa are you trying to say that I look rough 😢

KAWA - No babe your just ALL MAN 😍 so PASS

IWA CHAN - Yeah sorry I gotta PASS too.

MAKKI - Well I think he's fucking STUNNING. So I'm gonna SMASH with a capital SSSSSS

MATSUN - Me too Bro. SMASH

MAKKI - Hi five 🖐 Dude, Bro, Broskie, my man, no homo...

KUNIMI - You two scare me 😒

KINDAICHI - Are you really a couple?

MATSUN - Well we were last night. 😉 if you know what I mean.

SUGA - There better have not been anything unsavoury going on in that futon or I will bitch slap the pair of you.

MAKKI - Chill Suga, we went outside, however your neighbours may come over to complain as they literally got front row seats. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

SUGA - 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

KUNIMI - 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I'll SMASH the guy though

KINDAICHI - 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. I'll SMASH too.

YAHABA - He's too feminine looking for me so PASS

KYOUTANI - I agree. PASS

KUROO - The guy is stunning but no one compares to my kitten so I'll PASS

KENMA - Kuroo 😳 he is too pretty though. PASS

YAKU - He is too girly for me so PASS

LEV - He's definitely not my usual type but his hair is amazing. SMASH

BOKUTO - My Kaashi is prettier. PASS

AKAASHI - Bokuto san. He's obviously very attractive, more than me.

EVERYONE - This bitch! 🙄

BOKUTO - See Kaashi, everyone agrees with me. You're beautiful

AKAASHI - Thank you all. I like my men to have muscles so sorry I have to PASS

USHI - He's mesmerising so SMASH

TENDOU - No, I prefer my men to be very manly, like Ushi so I'll PASS

SEMI - He's very cute and his hair is incredible. SMASH

SHIRABU - What's wrong with my hair?

TSUKI - What's right with it 😂😂

SHIRABU - Fuck you, glasses 🤓

TSUKI - Oh, how original.

SHIRABU - 🖕I'm gonna PASS on the guy

ATSUMU - OMG He's sooooo HOT. SMASH

SAKUSA - Not as HOT as you babe. PASS

SUNA - I agree with Atsumu. SMASH, come to daddy 😏

OSAMU - Daddy !! SMASH

SUGA - The scores for Noya's bae are 14 SMASHES and 18 PASSES