every 5sos fanfiction ever (completed)

haw i meat him (clum)

i was wakking at d sidewaalk wen i see dis relly hot and sexc guy name clum hoed

i walk up 2 him end sed, "ey u sexc man"

then he bit his lips and blooshed

"r u asan????.?." i sed 2 him and he had a v mad fez

"haw dare u????.?.?.?.? i em not asan!!,!,!,!"

"ah sorreh!!!!,!,!!" i apalagize

"daz ok" and den he call meh pretti

"ken we be bff??."

"yaz clum"