(WARNING: A bit of swearing)
*With the others*
Third person POV
"I SWEAR, ONE SECOND THEY'RE HERE AND THE NEXT THEY'RE GONE???" Rose shouts
"Yeah.. I'm sure they'll come back" Riki says
"Can you see anything?" Shiko asks
"Yes" Rose says
"You do know they might've gone through a portal right?" Yan says
"Are you breaking the 4th wall-?" Shiko asks
"What do you think sherlock?" Rose says annoyed
"Now isn't really the right time to-" Riki says
"SHUT IT!" The twins shout
"I think I found a few traces of portal dust" Riki says continuing slightly grumpily
"oh great, now we just have to find a way to open the portal AGAIN" Rose says
"Crimson must've accidentally used his power to open a portal" Shiko says
"Wow, way to state the obvious, genius" Rose replies
"Oh fuck you" Shiko says
"fuck you too" Rose says
*Back to Crimson, Blue and Lyna*
Still Third Person POV
"Umm.." Crimson said
"Hmm?" Blue hummed curiously
"Oh it's nothing.. kind of.." Crimson said
"Ehh ok" Blue said
"That reminds me," Blue continued
"Yeah?" Lyna asked
"You wanna cause some chaos?" Blue asked
"Blue, no" Lyna replied
"Pleaseee I'm bored" Blue asked
"..Fine" Lyna said
(NO SHIP PLEASE THIS IS ONLY AS FRIENDS-)
Everyone in Mondstadt (+Bennett, Traveler, and Paimon) were just going on as usual.. until..
"HOLY SHIT!!" Blue screamed
"LANGUAGE!!!" Lyna screamed in reply
"NOT LIKE YOU DON'T SWEAR MA'AM" Blue yelled
"OH SHUT UP"
They were outside literally at the middle of the city as everyone was staring at them weirdly.
Crimson was just beside them drinking orange juice and watching like that was normal.
"WOW... YOU ARE SO GAY" Blue yelled
"true though" Lyna replied
(The next part will just be a meme, please refer to the video above)
Blue: *realizing the people around her* Dang it.. *insert outside explosion* GOD
Lyna: ahhhhHHHH
Blue: *bridge almost breaking* ahh- SH**
The people listening: *looking back and forth*
Lyna: no no no no NO NO NO NO
Blue: BITCH- shit...
Lyna: NO!
Blue: *about to be hit by Lyna* DAMN IT!
Lyna: *trying to lecture Blue then an explosion happens* FUCKING GOD!
Blue: *falls* AHH-
Lyna: *facepalm* stupid-
Blue: *falls in water* GODDAMIT- *Crimson slashes her with more water* C'MON MAN!
The crowd: *looking back and forth while Lyna and Blue keep swearing*
Blue: *finally get out but slips and falls* NO-
Lyna: FUCKING SHIT-
Blue: *gives up* WHATEVER *Lyna then falls* oh..- NO-
Lyna: FUCK
Blue: oh.. FUCK
Lyna: STUPID-
Blue: no- no- no- NO-
Lyna: *SCREAMS*
Blue: *also screams*
Lyna: what the F******
Blue and Lyna: *continuous screaming*
Blue: *accidentally knocks down a lot of items at Good Hunter* FOR FUCKING SAKES
Lyna: Fucking c'mon..
Blue: *literally almost a everything falling with Blue trying to catch them* NO NO NO
Lyna startled says to Timmie after tapping her: DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Blue: I'LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS
(end of meme)
"Umm.." Traveler said
"YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" Blue says not noticing Traveler
"Shut it Traveler." Lyna says with an EXTREMELY annoyed tone
"this is fine" Crimson said afterwards
"Umm.. I'll just go train with Kaeya-" Bennett says awkwardly
"Can we come with you please- we don't know how to use our weapons" Lyna asks in a polite but quite mono tone voice
"Ahem, Madam" Blue said
"Right, and Well- most of us don't know how to use our weapons" Lyna says
"Uhh sure" Bennett replies
"Off to the next chapter" Crimson says
"YOU FUCKING DARE-" Lyna had started
"don't. you. even. dare" Blue says to Lyna
"huh?" Bennett said, confused
"Nothing you need to worry about" Crimson assures
"Lets go wash up then train" Lyna says
"Mk, See you in a bit Bennett" Blue says
(552 words)
(Written by: Blue)
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Light it up | Genshin Impact
FanfictionSo, There's no smut- And here are the following included : Gore Murder Lyna and Blue's bickering Swearing *This is basically like "if We Were In Genshin Impact"* - Blue Start : December 6 2021 End : April 5 2022
