PEACH FUZZ.

prank time

CHAPTER TWO
prank time
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THE (H/C) AND THE OLDER looking man snuck around Sanzu's deluxe apartment. (y/n) had unlocked the window sneakily when she saw Sanzu get up and go to another room. An evil grin plastered on the (h/c) which only made Takeomi sweat drop. "You're weird..." He whispered to her only for her to stick her tongue out at him as she flicked his forehead. "Shut the fuck up and watch me prank him... heheh..." She slipped inside the apartment; Takeomi following suit.

The apartment was dark, a very eerie feeling radiating the place. (y/n) took off her shoes and ushered Takeomi to do the same. They began to walk around quietly with a nervous look on their face. (y/n) began to make some noises — starting with the dishes. She dropped them in the sink loudly and when she heard a flick of light, she quickly grabbed Takeomi's hand and ran to another room. They hid behind the door and watched Sanzu shake as he looked around. Paranoid ass.

When Sanzu went towards the kitchen with his katana in hand — (y/n) and Takeomi quickly ran towards the room Sanzu once came from. (y/n) let out a quiet, high pitched giggle to freak Sanzu out which it worked out because Sanzu started to cry. Takeomi looked at him once more with a weirded out face before following behind (y/n).

"I'm too pretty to dieeee..." Sanzu mumbled out as he quickly ran to the room (y/n) and Takeomi were in, making (y/n) grin evilly. Takeomi hid in Sanzu's big ass closet while the (h/c) hid in the corner of his room. She made sure her presence wasn't known. In order to freak out Sanzu more, she forced herself to breathe heavily and loud. Sanzu jumped and looked around the room. 'It worked...'

"H-hello...? I-is anyone t-there?"

'This mf would be the first to die in a horror movie.'

(y/n) quickly stood up from where she was hiding when she saw Sanzu turn his back to her. She snuck behind him and breathed on his neck as she looked at him with half-lidded eyes. Sanzu began to swear more as he slowly and shakily turned his gaze towards the woman who stood by him. "AH—"

This gave Takeomi the opportunity to scare him as well. He snuck in front of the screaming Sanzu with a flashlight in hand which he had found in the pink haired closet. He turned it on, a clicking noise being made which caused Sanzu to turn his head towards the noise.

There stood Takeomi who had the flashlight facing him as he stared at Sanzu with a scary face. Sanzu shrieked and jumped onto the nearest object; (y/n) being the unlucky one.

"Ugh— get the fuck off me, pussy." She dropped the pink haired male onto the floor before walking towards the light switch and turned it on. She looked down at the shaking Sanzu who laid on the floor. A smile made its way towards the (h/c) as laughs escaped her lips — Takeomi laughed as well. They both quickly took out their phones and began to take a picture to send to the group chat.

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!!" He yelled out loud before attaching himself onto (y/n) again. "I just wanted to prank you lol." Sanzu let out an 'oh' before letting go of the (h/c). "I only helped her because she promised me some cigarettes. Speaking of which, hand them over (n/n)." She rolled her eyes before taking out a pack. He giddily grabbed it and took one out before lighting it up.

"So... (y/n) now that you're here, do you maybe want to stay for a while and— i don't know maybe do some stuff together?" Sanzu giggled into his hands like a lovesick, high school girl before he turned to look at Takeomi who only stared at him weirdly. "Get out, Takeomi." He glared at his older brother who only grabbed a hold of (y/n)'s arm.

"No."

"Kill yourself."

"You first."

"You second, bitch."

"Man, you guys are annoying... Maybe I should have accepted that job with that tall, bald guy. He was pretty cute and cool." She grimaced when Sanzu gave her a pout. "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT FACE FOR? YOU LOOK CREEPY AND WEIRD."

"You're so mean to me..." Sanzu mumbled out before punching Takeomi in the face which cause for his cigarette to fall on the ground. "WHY'D YOU PUNCH ME L, FART FACE?" The older looking man quickly let go of (y/n) before tackling down his younger brother as the two continued to throw punches at each other.

(y/n) only sighed at the scene before walking out of Sanzu's room. She made her way towards his kitchen and stole a pack of blueberries before washing the blueberries and getting a container from his cabinet so she can place her berries in. After she had found a glass container, she wondered to herself how Sanzu hasn't broken this shit before she jumped out the window she once came from.

𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲 — ★

ugh this chapter is kind of short and unedited. Also self promo moment but i like made a new book but it's a reze! reader and it's like a crossover between tr and bnha. so yea go read it. like rn.