Lots of dares

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Me: hello we have a lot of dares

Lunar, kazuto, skye & havoc:* arguing over who to kill*

me: lunar Paul will get tortured

Lunar: HELL YA

me: first dare

Paul kiss Barry & Barry gets a shotgun ( from lunar)

Paul: WHY DO I HAVE TO KISS SO MANY PEOPLE

Skye: you have kissed a billion times more people here than you ever will outside of here

Paul: HELP

shadow:* shoves Paul into barry*

Barry: I'M FINING YOU 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 POKEDOLLARS FOR THAT!* blasts paul*

Me: next dare

Paul must go yell "I'm a pretty pretty princess" at a castle

Paul: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Later

At a random castle

Paul: please don't make me do this

Lunar: DO IT

Paul: fine I'M A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!

Back at TorD

Skye: this is a good video

Kazuto: those people in that castle will prob never let the bish go

Lunar: hopefully they hate Paul

Me: next dare

Amourshipping , marrisonshipping & specialshipping must kiss

Ash: what are those some types of new Pokémon?

Serena:* 🤦‍♀️*

Ash: what?

Timeskip cause author is lazy

Lunar: JUST DO IT ALREADY

the 3 ships:* kiss *

Me: next dare

Ash & red tell each other about their journeys

Later 

Ash: then I met goh & my life was ruined

Goh: WHY ASH STFU STOP I HATE ALL OF YOU SHUT UP 

Ash & red exchange clothes for the chapter

Ash & red: *exchange clothes*

Serena vs yellow Pokémon battle

Later

Goh:* tries to interfere then got a psybeam to the head*

Cynthia:* appears* hey ash wanna go out?

Ash: where?

Cynthia: I'll bye you food

Ash: HELL YA

Serena: skye can I borrow your crobat

Skye: sure * gives Serena crobat*

Serena: STOP HITTING ON MY ASHY YOU LITTLE B!TCH * slices Cynthias throat*

Lunar: kazuto why'd you dare that?

Serena: KAZUTO DARED THAT

kazuto: uhh

Serena: YOU SON OF A B**** * kills kazuto*

Goh kiss jynx

Goh: * puking*

Alain tell everyone the "secret"

Alain: I cheated & gave my charizard a max revive in the kalos league final

Literally everyone: I KNEW IT

Ash-greninja:* water shurikens Alains head off*

Paul treat his Pokémon badly

Lunar: doesn't he already?

Paul: shut up

Torterra: terra

Paul: GET BACK IN YOUR POKEBALL YOU FAT TURTLE ISLAND FOREST

lunar:*decapitates paul*

Me:* teleports everyone to before Serena went to hoenn*

Present Serena: you should go with him

Past Serena: who are you & why

Present Serena: first I am you from the future & second because you love him

Past Serena: good point

Back at TorD room

Kazuto: final dare ash vs Leon 4

Leon: go charizard

Ash: mewtwo use psystrike

Charizard:*faints*

Later

Ash: now I'm the alola & galar champion

Leon: how could I lose

Me: that's it bye

Lunar, shadow, kazuto, skye & havoc: bye


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