Me: oh Paul
Paul: help please anybody
Dawn:* kicks Paul's d!ck* shut up whiny b!tch
Lunar: * punches Paul in the neck*
Me:* throws lunar 1000$*
Lunar:?
Me: from now on you get payed for torturing Paul thank kazuto for this
Lunar:* starts punching Paul repeatedly*
Paul: HELP PLEASE ANYONE
me: ok first dare
Me, lunar, kazuto, skye, havoc, ash, dawn & red will go raid Paul's house
Paul: why must this happen to me every time
Lunar:* blows Paul's head off with a shotgun*
Later
Lunar: ha Paul looks like an absolute clown
Kazuto: got his money
Skye: here's a baby picture
People on raid:* start laughing *
Meanwhile in TorD room
Shadow:* kicking sophocles*
Gary: MISTY STOP ABUSING ME
misty: NEVER
drew: January why r u obsessed with ramen
May: IT'S MAY GRASSHEAD
drew: calm down march
May: * throws random pitchfork at drew*
Paul: I'm still stuck
Goh: I'll just play Pokémon goh since I have no Pokémon or pokeballs
Yellow & Serena:* practicing performances *
Alain:* using Paul as a dartboard *
Later
Me: we're back
Havoc: why's paul covered in darts
Mairin: ALAIN DID IT
lunar: nice * gives Alain 20000$*
Camel & Gary fistfight
Gary:* knocks camel out*
Misty: Gary used lucky punch it's super effective
Gary: I TOLD YOU THE GREAT GARY IS INVINCIBLE
camel:* dead*
Goh fight all of ashes pokemon
Goh:* gets obliterated *
Skye: now we have to blend goh, camel & a bunch of trash
* goh, camel & a hell ton of trash get blended*
Gary be unperverted for 3 chapters
Gary: NO WHY DO I GET TORTURED SO MUCH
Paul: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Gary: no one cares about you purple headed Pokémon abandoning jerk
Lunar:* kicks Paul*
Kazuto:* throws Gary in a machine*
Me: while we're waiting we'll do some dares
Ash become pervert & Serena become dense
Shadow:* snaps*
Ash: Serena want to go make love?
Serena: what is love?
10 hours later
Skye: does the machine really take that long
Me: considering how much of a pervert he is yes
Paul: STOP
lunar, dawn & kazuto:* all kicking paul*
Me: no Paul you will keep suffering every chapter anyways bye
Cohosts: bye
