Me: *walks in*
Lunar:* beating up paul*
Shadow:* threw Sophocles onto a treadmill & watching him run*
Kazuto:* watching Naruto shippuden *
Skye:* watching last ep of xyz*
Havoc:* beating up gary*
Ash:* training his pokemon*
Serena:* making ash pokepuffs*
Misty:* also beating up gary*
Gary:* getting beat up*
May:*eating ramen*
Drew:* throwing roses*
Max:* playing video games*
Dawn:* trying to help paul*
Paul:* getting brutally abused by lunar *
Cilan:* cleaning the toilets*
Clemont:* cleaning dust after explosions*
Korrina:* helping clemont*
Bonnie:* going threw amour scrapbook *
Alain: * also training *
Mairin:* watching alain*
Barry:* fining people*
Red:* helping ash train*
Yellow:* watching them train*
Goh:* crying*
Chloe:* kicking goh in the head*
Me: um I'm back
Shadow: WHERE WERE YOU ITS BEEN LIKE 10 MONTHS
me: it's been less then 2 weeks
Paul & gary: HELP PLEASE
lunar & havoc: no
Me: well we have some dares 3 for Paul
Paul: * bleeeeeeeeeep*
Kazuto: SHUT UP BISH I'M TRYING TO WATCH NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
Paul: NO NARUTO IS TRASH
Kazuto:* walks over to Paul, grabs his neck, sends out all his Pokémon, uses their strongest attacks, carves "Bish" into Paul's face & stomps on Paul until he blacks out*
Lunar: guess he finished my job
Me: he still got dared
Dawn: lunar you jerk
Lunar: am I the one who stomped on your wannabe boyfriends face?
Dawn:* steaming*
Skye: just do the dares
Dare 1
Lunar gets all of Paul's pokemon
Paul: why am I getting tortured more than gary the perverted oak tree, mr. Pokémon goh, camel the camel & the stupid short soccer ball
Havoc: cause lunar hates you more than anyone else in any world is hated
Meanwhile
Lunar: now I just need the ones on him* thinks * he'll have a slow & painful death rayquaza use wrap on Paul
Lunar's rayquaza: * slowly squeezing every breath out of Paul
Dawn:*😵*
Paul*☠️*
Lunar: what's next
Me: ash vs alain for kalos championship also if you cheat you will be locked in an endless void forever
Alain:* drops bag of max revives* there goes my entire strategy
Ash: TIME TO GET MY THIRD CHAMPIONSHIP
Alain: CHARIZARD
ash: go mewtwo
Alain: crap
Ash: use psystrike repeatedly
Mewtwo:* using psystrike on alains charizard*
Alain: charizard use-
Alains charizard:* faints*
Alain: HOLY PIECE OF SH!T
ash: SEE I WOULD HAVE BEAT HIM IF HE DIDN'T CHEAT
skye: we all know
Ikari vs lunar double battle
Paul: go torterra
Dawn: GO PIPLUP
Paul: pathetic
Dawn: we're on the same team don't be a jerk pauly
Paul: STOP CALLING ME THAT
Lunar: rayquaza & dusknoir use dragon pulse & shadow punch
Dawns piplup:* faints*
Dawn: NO PIPLUP
paul: torterra use earthquake
Rayquaza: * flying*
Dawn: AHHHH STOP I'M GETTING THROWN AROUND
dusknoir:* jumps on rayquaza*
Paul: use razor leaf
Lunar: use dragon pulse & dark pulse
Paul's torterra:* faints*
Me: now as punishment for losing dawn must be a paulhater for 5 chapters
Dawn: NOOOOOOOOO
skye: * snaps fingers*
Dawn: * starts abusing paul*
Havoc: last dare
Lunar: paul can't move for three chapters
Paul: at this point I've pretty much given up on life
Me: ok that's everything bye
Cohosts: bye
