I take a potatoe chip, and eat it

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Hot waiter guy, who was in fact named Y/N L/N was jealous,  after all the attempts he made to make his move on Piers someone always gets in the way.

Why hot waiter guy liked Piers was a mystery, maybe it was Piers hawt looks, or his untamed hair but either way hot waiter guy wasn't going to let go so easy.

Nono.

He had a plan.

So he called up Thgil Imagay.

Sure hot waiter guy hates his guts but he needed him to use his deathnote on Bill.

"What do I get out of this" Gay asked Y/N

"Ill set you up with L"

"Y-you would?!"

"Yes, I would."

"Ok, then bet ill do it, he should die...now." Gay said as he turned on his tiny tv in a chip bag.

Bill was on a show when he suddenly died of a heart attack.

"I TAKE A POTATOE CHIP... AND EAT IT HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *breathe* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHHHHHhHhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha....there done now set me up with L or you die next hot waiter bitch."

"As promised" Y/N said as he dialed L

"Hi Y/N sorry but I'm busy doing hot gay shit." L replied

"Can you go on one date with Thgil?"

"..."

"He will pay."

"..."

"He will get you strawberry c-"

"Deal, tomorrow night at 7 o clock, don't be late." And then L hung up.

"Wow, thanks hot waiter dude!"

"No problem, now maybe Piers is a free agent!"

"They weren't dating hot waiter dude..."

"Nani?!?" Y/N said

Then out of nowhere Joseph Joestar came and screamed

HOLYYYY SHITTTTTTTT

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