He said dont bite a bit off the chopping block, i dont know what it means but i just ignored him and continued. little did iknow that was my mistake. he followed me down a dark alley and violated me, mentally. he looked straight into my eyes and asked if i wanted my poopy woopy licky wickied. Thats not okay. Thats sexual harrassment. so tell me, why am i being penetrated by this big black man right now? ungh. he takes so long, usually i just scroll through hot boy closeted homosexual twitter while he pounds my ass but tonight he wanted more. he wanted my undivided attention. he'll take it.
I woke up like this, i swear. Upside down on the swing. Its not really a swing, its more like a pyre. that witches get burned on. but im not a witch, and im not getting burned. im getting a cock shoved in my throat. "george bush gives me an erection" At this point, i believe he is calling me george bush. Id pinch his balls if my arms werent torn off. im probably going to lose consciousness soon so i might as well do something. I monch down as hard as i can. He yowls in pain and squirts lemon juice everywhere. "COUNTY FAIR!" he says. i dont know what that means but im probably the county.
