Neigh Neigh: life of a teenage unicorn

PROLOGUE

Neigh Neigh :-
Life as teenage a unicorn

Sunday 23rd February 02:56

My name is Neigh Neigh Capricorn I am a sixteen year old female unicorn and this is my life;

My mum's name is Si si Capricorn
My dad's name is Co co Capricorn
My sister's name is Chi Chi Capricorn
My brother's is Yo Gu Capricorn
My aunt's name is Helga Capricorn
My uncle's name is Curiosity Capricorn
My grandma's name is Ro Ru Capricorn
My late grandpa's name is Go Go Capricorn

I come from a long line of unicorns and I go to a
human school. How you may ask? Well I use my
unicorn magic to transform me into a fabulous
teenage girl, only my BFF'S - Zayn and Sara- (who by the way are human twins) know that I'm a unicorn. My mom owns a shoe store that sells shoes that promotes girl power- the brand is literally called grl
pwr-, my dad is a clown- his job is literally working at a circus acting like a clown which they literally pay him in peanuts which he either eats when he wants a snack or sells when he needs cash-, my brother's is an annoying ten year old who plays, uses my phone
to play robot death destroyers or reads my diary- by the way he if he eats anything from the fridge he puts it back in the fridge which is gross but very useful when you need to get revenge or eat something and blame it on someone else-, my sister is an eighteen year old sister, she is a snobbish spoiled brat - who by the way only cares about herself and only uses her phone or goes out to the mall with her also snobbish and spoiled brat unicorn friends-,my creepy aunt Helga who lives in our basement and pops out when you least expect it- just like the time I was in the shower and she just popped out into the bathroom saying "Neigh Neigh I am coming for your pet chicken, Gaga" and ended up eating poor Gaga the chicken alive for breakfast, lunch and dinner-, my uncle Curiosity who is not curious at all, is a police officer who does not take no for an answer and is also the husband to aunt Helga, my grandma Ro Ru - who is a nice old unicorn who gives me anything I want- and my grandpa Go Go - who is dead but was a bad guy in his time (I still see his spirit). Did I forget to mention that my mom, dad little brother and older sister all read my diary (so remind me to keep down the secrets and social life to make this less of a diary and more of a journal) .Yes all this I just summarised is my family and a little of my life, cruddy already right?

Well this is Neigh Neigh Capricorn signing out for today, bye diary, I mean journal.