Neigh Neigh: life of a teenage unicorn

The problem

Friday 3rd March 10:32

Hello journal (nailed it) this has been such a long week, Zayn lost his glasses while Sara lost her retainer so we spent two days looking for them- one day for Zayn's glasses and the next day looking for looking for Sara's retainer and it turns out Sara was wearing the retainer all along, crazy right, Zayn's glasses were in his medicine cabinet at home, right behind his mouth wash which he never uses, sometimes I wonder why someone buys something that they will never ever use, it's just a waste of money and if that isn't bad enough I can find my $600 worth special edition grl pwr heels that my mom gave me for a test run, my mom will kill me if she finds out. What do I do? I'll use my unicorn magic to copy the shoes after all my mom uses magic to make all her companies shoes, so why can't I, wait what was the spell for coping again? Was it copyitis or copist? It was definitely copist.

10:55

Done, I just got myself an expensive copy of a pair of shoes for free. I got do my chemistry, biology, physics, geometry and calculus homework.

14:44

I am now done so where was I, oh yes I was saying I just copied my mom's new - and yet to come-pair of heels worth $600 - crazy right - hopefully I am out of the danger zone as long as my mom, dad or anyone else either finds the original pair of shoes, finds out mine are copies or reads my diary, I meal journal - dang it I still call this a diary instead of journal!-

Sunday 4th March, 17:08

I am sick and tired of either my parents or my siblings reading my diary! I know you are wandering why I am saying this, it all started when I finished writing yesterday's journal entry, after I finished writing in my journal I had my lunch by exactly 15:53, and from there did a few chores, used my phone, watched TV, went to the mall (with Zayn and Sara) you get the gist. After all that I had dinner by exactly 19:30, by 20:00 on the dot I was done with my dinner and started watching SING! A TV show all about singing, dancing, rules, deciet, friends, enemy's, drama, and all the qualities of a good reality TV show, by 21:30, I finished watching episode 197 so I retired to my bed. Around 23:2 I caught my mom, dad, sister and brother snooping around and reading my journal but I pretend to be asleep. Today by 12:19 my mom told me to find the original pair of shoes I ended up finding it in my mom's shoe rack it turns out my mom took it off my shoe rack yesterday to see if it was in good condition and left it on her shoe rack so it wasn't my fault! At the end of the day I got punished for what I didn't do! UGH! Gotta run mum's calling me.

18:00

Mum just grounded me! I know it doesn't seem like a big deal its is! Let me explain , for unicorns - like moi - when you get grounded your magic get taken away that means no flying, no spells, no nothing the only spell your allowed to have is the writing spell, oh and I for to mention that unicorns can't write well because of our hooves so we use magic write in letters, diaries, journals or anything that includes writing as the case may be. So it's no magic for 2 weeks. I'm so sad I don't feel like writing for the next 2 weeks, infact that's what I'm gonna do, so goodbye.