Tokyo Revengers Oneshots

𝕌𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 Kakucho H.

Warnings: swearing

The ravenette sat on the luxurious couch face deeply buried in his hands while everyone was bickering. If you looked closely- like really really closely, you could see that his ears were painted with a tint of pink.

"Kakucho why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?" Koko jabbed the scarred male's side, which did little to no effect, while the other members simultaneously shook their heads in disappointment. Yet the spoken words seemed to set his features ablaze.

Resulting in the male to further bury his face into his palms.

"I've told you guys she's not my girlfr-"

The door to the room was quick to open. The door aggressively hitting the wall due to the applied force. A bubble gum haired male stepped inside the room filled with the executives. What a head turning entrance I must say.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN KAKUCHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND???" Bonten's number two shouted in bewilderment, shock evident in his voice.

"Sanzu no-"

"Can you believe that he's trying to deny it Sanzu," Rindou shot a glare towards Kakucho's direction.

"I fucking saw it with my own eyes." Ran pointed towards his amethyst purple eyes. "Kakucho you were fucking talking to a hottie in the cafe!"

The room was filled with overly dramatic gasps and 'no's.' Some started whispering to each other. How dare he lie? Lie when Ran is living proof of the current situation being discussed.

"Kakucho... I didn't expect that from you," a soft and tired voice spoke out. All eyes shifted from Kakucho to the source of the voice. "Who taught you to lie? Aren't the youngest ones supposed to be more unblemished?"

The accused male glanced towards the shorter male, crimson face instantly becoming pale. "No....not you too Mikey," Kakucho softly voiced out as his face formed a frown.

"Kakucho there's no need to lie to us," Takeomi verbalized as he took a hit of his most beloved cigarette. "If you wanna keep your relationship on the low-"

"Like hell he'll keep it on the low. Kaku.....are you ashamed of your relationship?," the young yet oldest looking executive questioned. Mochi couldn't believe it. Could he possibly be ashamed of the gorgeous looking woman he saw his friend with?

Kakucho's eyes widened. Rindou dramatically placed both of his hands over his mouth, a muffled 'no' leaving his lips; Ran mimicking his young brother. Koko stopped jabbing kakucho, and flung his hand over his head in an overly exaggerated manner. The Akashi siblings looked at each other; both speaking telepathically. The dorayaki in Mikey's hand making its way onto the expensive handcrafted rug.

"ᴺᵒ ᵐʸ ᵈᵒʳᵃʸᵃᵏⁱ"

"Guys please let me explain. We're not in a relations-," the male got cut off by the sudden ringing of a phone. Can he not catch a break? Perhaps the universe doesn't want him to deny the fact that you and him aren't in a relationship. Even though you two technically aren't in one......

"OH MY GOD! THE CONTACT NAME IS Y/N WITH A RED HEART BESIDES IT!"
The pink haired male exclaimed from behind Kakucho, startling him.

"Sanzu shhh! Let him talk to his girlfriend"

Once the room quieted down, Kakucho reluctantly clicked on the accept button. Everyone leaning in on their seats, waiting for the conversation to start flowing.

"Hello...."

The executives and the boss simultaneously face palmed, making a loud smack echo through the phone call.