(THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE PLS I SWEAR TO SHITSTACK EINSTEIN)
Mon and felix were visiting Eddie and Mel's ugly ass mess of a hoarder house.
They somehow managed to dodge the piles and piles of dark bags and jars of some mystery substance and ended up on the bed for movie night.
"What do we watch babes?" Eddie whispered as if hiding from the avacado gods.
Felix turned their head 360 degrees to look at mon. "What do you think?"
Mon, cumming in fear, whispered, "Let's watch troom troom full movie 18+" She's so smart.
"Good idea you're hot" Mel started crying seductively. Mon moaned.
Eddie, still whispering, whispered, terrified, "damn mon go wear some fucking deoderant I can't breathe you smell like guac."
Felix sniffed mon as they usually do. "It's not mon..."
Eddie picked up one of the jars. "Guacamole..."
Mel slapped Eddie hard. "Stop whispering nobody's even here."
Eddie turned on her fuck playlist. "Alexa play the "oh daddy it's so fuckin damn big mamacita" playlist"
"Fuck you Eddie but ok because I'm lesbian" Alexa said calmly before playing the playlist.
They threw the laptop on yenis head and stripped naked. Eddie stared at Mons shoulder and felix started bragging like the bottom bratty baby boy bitch they are.
"Yeah I gave her that tattoo. It's hot right?"
All 4 of them moaned at once, seeing the tattoo.
Tattoo:
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Felix bit the tattoo and Eddie started crying because they were just totally fucking overwhelmed by the hotness of the tattoo.
4 avacados fell from the vault, and Mel put one into each of their pussies. Mon took hers out and put it on Felix's toes.
Eddie and mel were fucking eachother with the avacados and mon just lay there.
