hot sexy smut time 💞🥲😍❣️😔😳🥴😍

BABYGIRL 🙊🤭🧜

A/N: this is a joke 😻😻😻 someone come kiss me

Once upon a time lived a little tony blue

Tony was slightly a little bit homosexual perhaps

One day tony was sitting on his chair like a slay queen when he got a notification from a femboy

"Hi tony" said arty like the slut he is

Tony immediately understood what this meant. The femboy was clearly hinting some signs from the government. Tony smirked smirkfully

"Cream boy" tony replied, hoping to cause mass destruction.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH AGGFRGWH NOOOOO :((( NOOOOO IM NOT A FUCKING CREAM BOY U BIG MEANIE WAAAAAAAAAAAH >:((( *begins wailing*" arty replied calmly and elegantly.

Tony hummed at his politeness and said his counterpoint to artys refusal: "yes u r"

Arty was speechless.

Until he said "I hate u u meanie :(((" tony chuckled like a mafia boss vampire werewolf buff alpha killer sugar daddy .

"ilyt pookie 😁😁" tony said and began to walk 2737728274828488282km to artys house (it is but a stroll for such a strong and sexy creature as tony)

🧜🥺😧😈🤭🤨😊🤨☺️🤨🤠👿🤠👿💚💕💝😳😞😳🙂😑🙂😑🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Timeskip 0.002 seconds later 🤪🤪🤪

tony stood in front of artys door with flowers in his hand (actually they were very badass flowers called clitoria)

tony knocked on the door carefully

*KNOCK FUCKING KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK 😡😡😡😡*

arty opened the door femboyfully. tony wiggled and Fell over from shock.

arty looks like ...a twinkie...😳😳😳

Tony stood up and liked all of artys pictures on Instagram seductively. Arty started crying.

"aw no babygirl don't cry i didn't mean to likespam" but arty was sobbing now bc tony called him babygirl.

"IM NOT A BABYGIRL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" arty said nicely

tony disagreed. "YOU ARE A FUCKING babygirl" arty smiled angrily "nya ichi nii san nya arigato" said arty finally showing his true colours

Gadd appeared from the sand underneath (gadd is a mole) and said in his sexy gadd voice "omg ur mom ehhahhahauhe" hadd is an eboy.

Arty invited tony inside and suddenly...

(Trigger warning jumpscare)

NICK WAS THERE 😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭 WITH DOCTOR PHIL

"Hi tony why are u so sexy" doctor Phil asked. tony felt very scared because if doctor Phil found out that tony was sexy tony would go to sexy jail. "uhhhhh it's just uhh ummm expensive makeup" tony said at last and Nick looked at tony suspiciously.

Daryn walked in (carrying kase in his baby stroller) and said "WAIT BESTIE YOURE SEXY JUST THE WAY U ARE ONG" kase googoo gaagaaed like a baby uwu

Suddenly arty sat on the floor and began to roll on it. Nick threw confetti at hom and arty giggled????

Catnip

Everyone got togeter in a choir to sing for arty while he was high on catnip:

oh babygirl oh babygirl
arty you are our babygirl
oh babygirl oh babygirl
arty you are such a cutie

Nick didn't do it because Nick went home to begin his new yoga show on tv (it's called "stretching with nick")

Artys pretty pink lace panties with flowers and ribbons were suddeny covered in ink (arty is a squid)

arty inks when he is threatened
Doctor Phil came to comfort him

Arty began to sniffle and cry "it's just that ...im having gay thoughts..." He said and tony hummed. "Sounds like a job for jesus" then jesus appeared (jesus poopie 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘) and began to twerk seductively.

jesus told arty that arty was a baby girl no matter what

arty glared at jesus and suddenly realised his mistake

arty was a babygirl...

"I am babygirl" arty said and Tony nodded
"Im glad you figured it out baby girl"

arty blushed and brushed his hair back like Debby Ryan
"yes daddy"

oniichan don't uwu hahahehaahha

A/N: 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀