Doki Doki pretty gurl drip club *lip bites* One shots

S H A E D E<3

!WARNINGS!:
-CRINGE
-CURSED ONESHOT
-CRINGE SHIP🤧
-CAN CAUSE PTSD-
DAZ IT, TELL ME ANYMORE WARNINGS IF NEEDED-

(ALSO SHOTA IS YOUNG HERE, SO HE ISNT AN ADULT-)

SUMMARY:
ONE DAY SHOTA SAW KAEDE THE MOST PRETTY GORGEOUS GURL- AND HE STARTED SIMPING😩🤧
FOR SHORT HE IS A BIG SIMP FOR KAEDE<3

STARING..

SHOTA AIZAWA

SHIRAKUMO/SUSSYKUMO OBORO

HIZASHI YAMADA

KAEDE AKAMATSU

SHUICHI SAIHARA

AHN THE RAY LOVER

TEACHER (🤨?)

OTHERS..

WRITTEN BY:

GOJO
SOSHI
AHN
RUH

GET TRAUMA<3

ONE DAY. SHŌTA WAS EATING HIS LUNCH WITH SUSSYKUMO AND HISASHI. “EY!” SHŌTA HEARD IN A FAMILIAR VOICE. “WAKE UP!” SHŌTA SNAPPED OUT OF HIS DAYDREAM AND BLURTED “KAEDE!” SHŌTA WAS SO EMBARRASSED SO HE SPAT OUT HIS FOOD AND RAN AWAY…

"WHY DID HE BLURT OUT 'KAEDE'?" HIZASHI ASKED TO SUSSYKUMO.
"IDK. KAEDE IS THE MASCOT OF KAYAYDAY'S." SUSSYKUMO REPLIED.
"OHHH....DOES THAT MEAN..."
"YES. IT MEANS SOMETHING."
THE TWO OF THEM WERE THINKING SO HARD. THEN THEY SNAPPED. "SHOTA HAS A CRUSH!!!!11111"

HIZASHI AND SUSSYKUMO LAUGH TOGETHER BEHIND HIM AND SAID OUT LOUD TO SHOTA “OOOOO SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON KAEDE HUHU” SHOTA TURN BACK HIS HEAD TO SUSSYKUMO AND HIZASHI AND BLUSHED SO HARD WITH MAD EYEBROWS (SHOTA:😳INSERT BLUSH AND MAD EYEBROWS) HIZASHI AND SUSSYKUMO GIGGLE AND CUT A CARBOARD BOX OF KAEDE AND SHOWED IT TO HIZASHI AND SUSSYKUMO SAID OUT LOUD “U MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!” SHOTA SOON GUT REAL EMBARRASSED AND LOOK AT THEM AND IN THE EYE AND REMOVE THEYRE QUIRK FOR A FEW SECONDS. AFTER THAT HE WENT FOR A WALK OUTSIDE FOR HIS ALONE TIME, AND SUDDENLY HE DAYDREAMED ABOUT KAEDE BEING IS BAE 🤮AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SUSSYKUMO AND KICK BUTT HIZASHI FOLLOWED SHOTA IN HIS WALK. SHOTA SUDDENLY NOTICED THEM FOLLOWING. AND SINCE HE KNEW HE TOLD THEM...

HE TOLD THEM "I KNOW U GUYS ARE THERE" AS HE SAID THAT AS HE ROLLED HIS EYES AND SUSSYKUMO AND HIZASHI JUST DECIDED TO SHOW THEMSELVES AND SUSSYKUMO SAID "OH COME ON, WE WERE HIDING SO GOOD U CANT EVEN SEE US!" AND THN SHOTA SAID "PLS U GUYS WERE HIDING IN A TRASH CAN" HIZASHI THEN SAID "SO U HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING ALOT LATELY" AS HE WAS MAKING THIS FACE '😏'
SUSSYKUMO THEN SAID TEASING SHOTA "MAYBE U HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING ABOUT KAEDE AY" ALSO MAKING THIS FACE😏
AND THEN WHEN SHOTA CAN REPLY SOMEONE CAME INTERRUPTING THEM, AND OFC ITS....

AHN, RUH AND GOJO. “WATCHA DOING?” ASKED GOJO. “LUNCH BREAK IS ALMOST OVER. YOU GOTTA BE HEADIN’ TO CLASS.”
“YE SHORE” REPLIED SHŌTA IN A GRUMPY VOICE. BEFORE SHŌTA, HISASHI AND SUSSYKUMO STARTED WALKING AWAY. AHN PULLED OUT A KAEDE JACKET OFF HER BAG AND PUT IN ON. “MAN ITS COLD” SHE SAID WHILE GIGGLING. SHŌTA STARED AT THE JACKET AND RAN AWAY LOOKING NAUSEOUS. “DOES HE NEED TO PUKE OR SOMETHING?” ASKED RUH. “NAHHH” HISASHI REPLIED WITH THIS FACE ‘😏’ “WHAT IS IT THEN?” AHN INTERRUPTED. “HANG OUT WITH US OFTEN… YOULL FIND OUT NATURALLY 😏” REPLIED SUSSYKUMO.

MEANWHILE, SHŌTA WAS RUNNING FULL SPEED WITH NO IDEA WHERE HE WAS GOING. HIS EYES WERE CLOSED DUE TO HIS HANDS COVERING HIS FACE AS HE LOOKED FLUSTERED. AND BECAUSE OF HIS ILLOGICAL RUNNING. HE BUMPED INTO SOMEONE. HE STOOD UP AWKWARDLY IMMEDIATELY AFTER FALLING. AND MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER. SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE LOOKED SUSPICIOUS OF HIM. AND AS HE WAS ABOUT TO WALK AWAY. THE GIRL TAPPED HIM IN THE SHOULDER AND AND MENTIONED. “HEY… ARE YOU OK?” SHŌTA FALT BLANK AND HE DIDNT REPLY. “WANNA TALK ANOUT IT?” THE GIRL SAID. SHŌTA SHAKED HIS HEAD SIDE TO SIDE SIGNALLING A ‘NO’ THE GIRL THEN SAID “WELL IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. ILL BE HERE. AND BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS….”

"KAEDE AKAMATSU." THE GIRL FINISHED.
KAEDE! SHOTA THOUGHT. HE SCREAMED VERY LOUDLY AND WAS ABOUT TO SLIP BUT KAEDE CATCHED HIM. "WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TODAY?"
SHOTA STARED AT KAEDE A LITTLE MORE. HE REALLY THOUGHT HOW PRETTY SHE WAS. HIS LEGS WERE STARTING TO SHAKE. "I-I GTG GO..." THEN HE LEFT.

THEN WHEN HE LEFT HE STARTED TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THINKING OF WHAT OTHERS MIGHT THINK, THEN WHENNN HE TRIPPED OVER A PIECE OF PAPER SOMEONE HAD LEFT, WHEN HE TRIPPED HE THEN SAW SUSSYKUMO LOOKING AT HIM THEN HE SAID "I SAW U WITH KAEDE" MAKING MY FAVORITE EMOJI ON HIS FACE😏😏
THENN HIZASHI WALKED OVER AND SAW HIM AND SAID "WOAH U OKI DUDE-?" SUSSYKUMO THEN SAID "HEH HE WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS BELOVED KAEDE~~" THEN HIZASHI SAID "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD U RUN FROM HER?? DONT YA SIMP FOR HER-?" THEEEENN SHOTA SAID "LOOK I'M NOT GONNA EMBARRASS MYSELF WITH HER AROUND" AS HE ROLLED HIS EYES🙄
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW SOMEONE WAS HEARING THEY'RE CONVERSATION RN... AND THAT PERSON IS ...

A H N.
"OH MY GOSH GUYS!" SHE SAID TO HER FRIENDS. "SHOTA LOVES KAEDE."
"I WONDER WHY." GOJO SAID.
"NEW SHIP!" SOSHI SAID.
THEN THEY STARTED SHIPPING SHAEDE.

"E X P L A I N Y O U R S E L F." THE TEACHER WAS SAYING TO THE GROUP.
"THIS WILL EXPLAIN IT." AHN SAID, HOLDING A PIECE OF PAPER.
SHE GAVE IT TO THE TEACHER AND IT WAS FALSE INFO. THE TEACHER LET THEM GO THAT CLASS.

AND
MEANWHILE SHOTA WAS FLUSTERED WITH SUSSYKUMO AND HIZASHI TEASING HIM ABOUT HIM LOVING KAEDE. HE COULD NOT TAKE IT.
"Q THO..." SAID SUSSYKUMO. "WHEN WILL U AND KAEDE BE A COUPLE?"
"I DONT KNOW." SAID SHOTA.
"WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON WHO LOVES KAEDE." POINTED OUT HIZASHI. "SO IT'S GONNA BE HARD."
"AND WHOS THAT PERSON EXACTLY? 🤨" SUSSYKUMO ASKED.
"THAT PERSON IS..."

"AHN- JK JK ITS SHUICHI HE IS LITERALLY U BUT MORE OF A SIMP THEN A CRUSH TO KAEDE" HIZASHI SAID THEN SHOTA THEN SAID "PFFT- PLS I CAN BEAT HIM IN A MINUTE" HE SAID VERY CONFIDENT YET A BIT NERVOUS SINCE HE SAW SHUICHI WITH A GUN ONE DAY AT SCHOOL- "YO I HEARD KAEDE HASN'T HAVE A DATE YET FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE😏" SAID SUSSYKUMO AS HE MADE HIS USUALLY FACE😏
"SO-?" SHOTA SAID, THEN HIZASHI SAID "U BAKA U CAN ASK HER OUT" AS HE SAID THAT HE ROLLED HIS EYES🙄 "
HOURS PAST AS THE TWO BEST FRIENDS OF SHOTA TO CONVINCE HIM TO ASK KAEDE TO THE SCHOOL DANCE...
UNTILL

SHUICHI WALKED BY WHILE HOLDING A GUN JUST LIVIN HIS BEST THEN SHUICHI STAIRED AT SHOTA WITH A GUN AND LOOK AT HIM WITH A CUTE SMILING FACE,
AND SAID TO SHOTA “HI SHOTA! R U PLANNING TO HAVE A DATE AT THE SCHOOL DANCE?” SHOTA SHAKED HIS AND PUT HIS HANDS IN HIS NECK AND LOOKS AT THE LEFT WHERE SHUICHI IS NOT THERE, THEN HIZASHI SAID TO SHUICHI “HEY! SHUICHI WHO’S UR POOPIN’ DATE?” AND MADE THIS FACE “😒”SHUICHU BLUSHED HARD AND REPLIED BY SAYING “UHH-IM PLANNING FOR KAEDE TO BE MY DATE” HIZASHI AND SHIRA-SUSSYKUMO LOOKED AT SHUICHI WITH THIS FACE “🤨”AND THEY BOTH FELT LIKE SHUICHI WAS SUS. SHUICHI WALKED OUT-AND HIZASHI AND SUSSYKUMO STAYED SILENT WAITING FOR SHUICHI TO STEP OUT. RIGHT AFTER SHUICHI WENT OUT HIZASHI AND SUSSYKUMO STARTED TALKING TO SHOTA AND SAYING THAT SHOTA NEEDS TO ASK KAEDE FAST AND SOON. AND SHOTA SAID-

-“GOYS THERE IS NO WAY THAT IM GONNA ASK HER OUT I MIGHT MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF” SHIRAKUMO WIDENED HIS EYES IN SHOCK AND SAID “THERE IS NO WAY! YOU GOTTA ASK HER OUT!” “YEAH, SHŌTA!” SCREAMED HIZASHI. SHŌTA SCRUNCHED HIS NOSE AND MADE HIS EYEBROWS FACE CLOSER TOWARDS HIS NOSE. HE HAD AN AWFULLY MAD LOOK ON HIS FACE!

NOTE: SHŌTA IS CUTE WHEN HE DOES THAT
(>///<)

“IF I ASK KAEDE OUT SHUICHI SAN WILL KILL ME!” SHOUTED SHŌTA IN A ROUGH AND RECKLESS MANNER. BUT WHAT HE DIDNT KNOW WAS THAT KAEDE WAS EAVESDROPPING HIM. KAEDE SLIGHTLY GIGGLED AND BLUSHED LIGHTLY. WHILE KAEDE WAS FOCUSED ON LOOKING AT SHŌTA. SOMEONE INTERRUPTED HER.. “KAEDESSSSS!!” THE VOICE SAID. “CMON! WANNA HANG OUT WITH DOKI DOKI PRETTY GURL DRIP CLUB?” KAEDE’S HEART RATE WENT UF CAUSE OF HER SHOCK. “UHHH SHORE!” KAEDE SAID CHEERFULLY. “PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY CLAIRE DE LUNEEEEE I BEG UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!” THE GURL SAID IN A GOOFY MANNER. “SURE SOSHII!!!” KAEDE REPLIED WITH EXCITEMENT.. WHEN THEY ENTERED DOKI DOKI PRETTY GURL DRIP CLUB’S CLUB HOUSE. SOMETHING BIZZARE HAPPENED…

TBC...
PART 2 COMING SOON...

-RUH, A DOKI DOKI PRETTY GURL DRIP CLUB *LIP BITES* MEMBER