Joker looking at Nightwing: Why look so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!
Nightwing looking at Red Hood: Do you still have your crowbar?
Red Hood: Yes why?
Nightwing looking at the Joker with a nasty smile: I think I'll beat a clown
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Talia: Our son has your tastes when it comes to women.
Bruce: Are you talking about Raven?
Talia: Of course, daughter of a demon, capable of destroying the world, beautiful and unique with a bewitching gaze, does that remind you of anything?
Bruce: (Shit!)
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Tim: is there any coffee?
Jason: Why are you asking that?
Tim: to find out if I should go on living one more day.
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Kori: Where's Raven?
Dick: With Damian
Kori: Ah! I'm happy for her
Dick: and with Steph, Emiko, Djinn, Cassandra, Cassie, Donna and Mar'i
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Children insulting Raven and Damian
Arella: If you continue to insult my parents, I will send you to join my grandfathers in Hell and witness your deaths with sordid pleasure.
Raven whispers to Damian it's your fault
Damian: I'm proud of it
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Conner: you know I've dated Raven before
Damian: you have death desires.
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Jon: my brother said you went out with him, is that right?
Raven: yes and I will immediately make you an only child
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Mar'i: Mom, Mom, can you tell me a story?
Kori: Of course, did I tell you about how your father was raped?
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During a truth or dare game
Jason to Damian: Truth or Dare Demon Spawn
Damien: Truth
Jason: do you like Raven
Damian Blushes: I'm gonna kill you Todd
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Richard on a chandelier: Hi Bruce
Bruce: Richard goes down
Richard: Never
Bruce: Okay
Bruce exits and Damian returns.
Richard throwing himself from the chandelier: DAMIANNNNNNN !!!!
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Dick: Hi Jay, is that ...
Jason: yes, I'm fine, I know you're fine and if you start singing, I'll blow your balls out.
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One Shot Batfamily / Damirae
Fanficthese are one shots on the batfamily with some on the couple Damirae. characters don't belong to me but only to DC comics
