(Creator: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS?!? WHO IS THIS GUY?!? WHY IS HE PRETENDING TO BE THE MAYOR OF A TOWN OF CANS?! NO, SCRATCH THAT. MORE INMPORTANTLY, WHY DOES DAVES BRO LOOK SO MUCH LIKE DIRK BUT WITH A HAT?!? OH MY FUCK, WHAT EVEN?!??!?! *melting*)
Tripp: O.O *is a bit scared*
Lyla: O_O What is she doing?!
Derp: Reading some webcomic called Homestuck...
(Creator: DONT READ A WEBCOMIC CALLED HOMESTUCK. MY FUCK, I AINT GOIN TO HEAVEN. I ALREADY FUCKING SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!!! >_> *still melting*)
(Andrew) Hussie: Hehehe...
(Creator: I CANT STOP READING THIS SHIT, ITS SO MAJESTIC BUT CONFUSING AT THE SAME TIME. DEAR LORD, MUST READ ACT 3!!! *gets computer*)
Tripp: Uhhh, C-creator? Are y-you ok?...
Lyla: I don't think she is Tripp...
(Creator: WHAT?!? HOW THE FUCK DID JOHNS NANNA PREDICT THE FUTURE?!? SECOND OF ALL, BEN GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND STOP MESSING WOTH MY COMPUTER. IMMA MURDER A BITCH, AHHHH!!!)
Derp: Ummm....
(Creator: *crying* I SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE. IM NOW JUST A DROID OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING MADE OVER A YEAR AGO. MUST. COSPLAY!!! *running around flailing arms*)
Tripp: L-Lyla? I'm s-scared.. (/~\)
Lyla: Me too... How bout we go to Kiku's house? I'll see if Toby can come...
Tripp: Y-yes... P-please...
Derp: Well I'm going to Derpy's *poofs out*
(Creator: *has scissors* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! BITCH PLEASE, HOMESTUCK. HOMESTUCK. JUST FUCKING HOMESTUCK, HAHAHAHAHA!!! *playing with scissors*
Lyla: Tripp... Fly, fly away... TRIPP GODDAMMIT, FLY ALREADY ILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I DONT WANT TO GET KILLED!! DX
Tripp: *wings appear and flies away shaking*
Lyla: *flies after*
(Creator: I WANT EVERYTHING ON THE WHAT PUMPKIN WEBSITE. EVEN THE GUYS STUFF, I CAN USE THEM AS BACKUPS. HELP ME LORD AND BEN STOP GOD DAMN MESSING WITH MY COMPUTER HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO!! *takes out katana and slices camera*)
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Announcer: Please watch another program while Creator goes on ranting about some shit called 'Homestuck'. *turns around to see that Creator has sliced everything in the studio in half* .... EREN, GET THE 3DMG, WE NEED TO HELP SOME GIRL I WORK FOR.
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Mai Book of Art and Updates *warning: there may be rant*
SonstigesDis is a book of my art. It is also a book of my updates which will probably bore you unless you read my books. Why combine the two together? Because I freakin can. Question me and you get a sword in your throat. *warning: Cursing. LOTS AND LOTS OF...
