Mai Book of Art and Updates *warning: there may be rant*

Pastel!Dan x Punk!Phil One Shot

I WAS SCROLLING THE PHAN TAG ON TUMBLR AGAIN AND SOMEHOW STUMBLED UPON THE POST. I FORGOT TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT BUT IF YOU CAN FIND IT ITS BY @llster ON TUMBLR. I, BY NO MEANS, OWN THIS AU. DAN, PHIL, CHRIS, AND PJ BELONG TO THEMSELVES AND STARBUCKS BELONG TO WHOEVER OWNS STARBUCKS. THANK YOU. BY THE WAY, I TWEAKED THE AU A BIT. ALSO THIS WILL BE IN HOMESTUCK FORMAT BECAUSE I CAN BITCH.

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Be the pastel dork ==>

Friday afternoon, you fumbled with the sticky note in your hand and tugged on your thin, pastel blue tie as you waited for your English class to end. Today was the day. You were finally going to tell Phil that you really like him! Phil was a punk sort of guy. He had a blue and silver streak in his ebony hair, wore a lot of black, and had a few tattoos and piercings. You yourself only have your ears pierced and wouldn't imagine getting a tattoo in a million years, though you thought they did look cool on other people. And despite the bad boy reputation Phil had, he was still the nicest person in his class. He had a lovely smile, his personality was amazing, the way he blushes is adorable, and he had beautiful blue eyes (ok, he is two years above you so you did a lot of stalking for all this information. no regrets). Oh, you're so sorry, how rude of you! Your name is Dan Howell, you're 15 years old, and you're a bit of a pastel person.... Ok, you're a lot of a pastel person, don't fucking judge yourself. You've been crushing on this guy named Phil Lester who's 17 for about a year and a half now. As the bell rang, you quickly picked up your stuff and went to Phil's locker, slipping in the pastel green paper. You went to your locker and grabbed your galaxy messenger bag which you used instead of a backpack. You put your shit in the bag and left the school, hoping Phil would see the note and meet up with you.

Be the adorable punk ==>

Hi there Phil! If it isn't much of a bother, can you please go to the park after school? There's something I want to tell you. Meet me at the bench under the little cherry blossom forest. Ok, bye! xx

From: A person you usually don't interact with.

Your name is Phil Lester and you seem to have found a sticky note in your locker. You read it and put it in your pocket, getting your black backpack with a Death Note symbol on it before going to said park. You were a nice person who didn't like to let people down so you obliged to the note and agreed to go. You were secretly hoping the person who wrote the note was Dan Howell, a boy who you had a bit of a crush on. Your best friend Chris had teased you for having a crush who was two years below you, but you secretly knew he was dating some one named PJ who was two years below him as well. You chuckled a bit at the thought as you entered the park. After a few seconds of walking, you spotted a familiar pastel pink sweater and blue tie. It was Dan, listens to something on his iPod. You'd always seen him using it or reading Harry Potter books in his spare time. After a few second of admiring him, you coughed discretely to get his attention. Dan jumped a bit at the sudden noise and looked up. His face immediately flushed a light pink at the sight at you which made you blush a little as well. "H-hi there..." He stuttered. "Hi!" You said shyly, sitting next to him.

Be the nervous brown haired boy ==>

You were internally screaming. A lot. Why? Because Philip fuCKING LESTER WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU, UNDER SOME CHERRY BLOSSOM TREES BECAUSE OF A STUPID NOTE YOU PUT IN HIS LOCKER. "So how are you?" Phil asked, smiling. "G-good. And yourself?" You stuttered, putting your iPod (which you had been using to listen to the 4th episode of the Welcome to Night Vale podcast) in your bag and giving all your attention to the boy in black next to you. "I'm good as well. It's a nice day to be out, right?" He said, looking around at the pink and white petals falling around you guys. You silently agreed by nodding your head. "Anyway, enough of that, why did you want to meet me here?" Phil asked politely, looking at you. "W-well... Uhh... H-how do I put this..." You say sheepishly, scratching the back of your neck as you think of what to say. "IreallylikeyouandIknowwedontknoweachotherthatwellbutIjustreallywantedtotellyou" You said quickly. "Wait, what did you say?" Phil asked, his brow furrowing a bit. You took in a deep breath. "I really like you.... and I know we don't know each other that well but... I just really wanted to tell you" You say, slower this time. "I know you thing I'm really strange know for liking you, seeing as your personality is a lot more different than mine and you're two years older than me" You say more quietly. There was a moment of silence between the two of you. You close your eyes, knowing you just made things awkward between you guys. After a few seconds you felt someone kiss your cheek and you opened your eyes. "Then is it strange for me to say that the feelings are mutual?" He questioned, smiling at you. "Wait, you like me?" You said, surprised. "Yeah. A lot actually. I see you looking at me a lot" He responded. "Fucking hell" You mutter under your breath. "Don't swear!" Phil laughed, booping your nose. "Says the bad boy!" You giggled sarcastically. "Oh hush" Phil says, sticking out his tongue playfully. After your guy's little giggle fit, you held hands and decided to go to the small Starbucks where your friend PJ works a little less than half a mile away. As you open the door to the pretty much empty shop, you see a sight that you would never let PJ live down.

Be the blue eyed boy trying to stifle a laugh ==>

You fail to do so. "I KNEW IT!!" You say, still holding hands with Dan. You had interrupted Chris and PJ's mini make out session and they were both blushing like mad. "Oh shut your trap" Chris mumbled shyly. "Anyway, I see you and Dan are finally together!" He said, regaining his composure. You nod as Dan blushes a bit more. He coughed. "Anyway PJ, can I order a vanilla frappe chino with a drizzle of chocolate and caramel?" He asked. "Sure!" PJ said, punching it in. "How about you Philly?" Dan asked. "I'll take a s'mores frappe chino" You say as you blush at your knew nick name. PJ punched that in as well. "That'll be 7 pounds" He said. You took out you wallet and took out your credit card and gave it to him. He swiped it and gave it back. "Well we're going to go sit down now. We'll be watching you two!" Dan said loudly as you two walked to a table, making them blush again. You laughed as you sat down on a chair and chatted with Dan as the both of you waited for your beverages.

-TWO YEARS LATER-

Be the 17 year old pastel boy ==>

What do you mean? You've been the 17 year old pastel boy for about a year now! But never mind that. You had just finished texting Phil who was going to pick you up. You were in your last week of your last year of the school you were standing in and would soon go to the same University as Phil which was about a 20-30 minute drive from your current school. You couldn't wait to be closer to your Lion, seeing as Phil had already asked if you could be his dorm mate. You shook you head from your thought as the sound of Phil's motorbike pulled up in the parking lot. Phil smiled and waved as you walked over to where he was, holding both his black helmet with a white roses and a chibi lion on it and your gray helmet with light purple flowers on it. You had both agreed they were a bit girly but you liked them anyway. Once you had made your way over, Phil handed you your helmet and you got on the bike as a girl with blonde hair walked toward the both of you. You noticed it was *insert bitch name here. i don't want to offend any of you by accident ^^* and her crew, some of the 'popular girls' in your year, most of wich had transferred to your school about a year ago. You low key stared at her, slightly menacingly, though she didn't seem to notice. "Hi Dan! You never introduced us to your friend over here, have you?" She squeaked. "Well if it doesn't bother you, how about I not?" You said, clearly annoyed. Phil turned slightly and looked at you and you knew he was giving silent praise for your comeback. *insert bitch name here* looked ticked off but kept smiling. "Well hi there, my name is *ibnh*. What's yours?" She asked in the direction of your boyfriend. She somehow didn't notice your slightly menacing stare turn into a look that would've scared the living shit out of a titan. Phil rolled his eyes and turned to you, smirking. He lightly grabbed the light pink tie you were wearing and kissed you. You giggled a bit as he pulled away, both because you were happy and flustered, and because of the look on *ibnh*'s face. "Sorry, I'm pretty gay if you didn't notice. Dan is mine and I'm his, and nothing is going to change that" He smiled, putting his helmet back on. You grabbed his waist as you guys went off to Phil's house where you would be spending the night. Your mum knew you would be there and was even a bit excited about it. She was always fangirling about yours and Phil's relationship, and while you loved her dearly, you were a bit weird out by it, seeing as it was your own fucking mother. As you pulled into the parking lot of Phil's flat, you removed your ands from his waist and took off the helmet, slipping off the motor bike. Phil took your hand after he did the same as the both of you walked to the entrance of the building, looking forward to a night of sweets, kisses, gaming, and anime with your beloved Lion.

FIN.

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I do good? :3